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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112192
 16.04.2015
I stand in line for the products in the kiosk
xxxh: in front of me a man (M), then a dialogue with the seller (P):
Give half of the black bread.
Q: You know it was yesterday.
Q: How long was it yesterday?? to
A: Well the yesterday.
Very strong yesterday?? to
(P): Well look at it... (and give it in your hands)
(m): (mnet ) so it’s not very yesterday – I take))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112191
 16.04.2015
Not for some, but for all. Speak honestly.
When the old Darwin wrote his theory, he said that future finds would confirm it, he wrote that thousands of transitional species with embryos of certain organs would be found. However, millions of discoveries have been made since then — and nothing like that, although evolution has allegedly evolved over millions of years. Nothing happened - those species that were supposedly transitional turned out to be quite independent. There are hundreds of species of fish with swamps that swim and swim with bird swamps. Underdeveloped or in the process of developing organs / limbs. There are only a couple of three species - which blow off for all so-called transitional species. However, scientists very much want it to be so, so they try not to pay attention to critical things, and any microscopic discovery, which at least slightly flies to the mill of evolution, is immediately caught.
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Tictalic - scabies and scales + lungs and movable neck. Ichtiostega and Akantostega are the same song, but with more developed floaters.
Archaeopteryx is a pear dinosaur with a tooth.
Mesogipus is a prehistoric horse, with fingers instead of copits.
Ambulocetus is a whale that still has legs.
The dark forms of humans.
And such species are open enough to be convinced of the fidelity of the evolutionary approach. And you, a creationist citizen, know a lot of findings supporting your creation theory?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112190
 16.04.2015
Today you dance hard, and tomorrow you reject the homeland!

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112189
 16.04.2015
From the straight line: what benefit can youth do to Russia?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112188
 16.04.2015
"Learn how to do affairs, salagi!" - Babylon of Tatar was upset.
"How many of these P#$Aras in the past year on anti-gay propaganda?! to
And here - only 5 grasshoppers to three glasses, so that in a week to pick up the desired video from the bases. Another thing is for targeted channels.
And in 3 days I have all the runes on my ears!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112187
 16.04.2015
Well, you know, everyone thinks in the measure of their negligence. Everything is around thieves.

If you see corruption and corruption everywhere,
Maybe it’s not with the people, but something is wrong with you?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112186
 16.04.2015
Polish archaeologists discovered 18th century sex toy

The sex toy with a wooden tip is made of leather, it is perfectly preserved. The object was found in an ancient wardrobe.
Experts suggest that this place several centuries ago was located a school of fencing."

The Stone:

XXX No fucking themselves in this school twins were punished

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112185
 16.04.2015
History develops normally. The metaphors will no longer surprise anyone. More breasts, more open movements, open your mouth, half-close your eyes. Now it is fine, now it is modern. But what next? Per real sexual intercourse as the norm from TV screens? Okay, and even further? Here I have the hope that we will live with you, comrades, until the next twist - the turn of fashion on sex by 180 degrees, to the tabooing of any erotics, and the return in the culture of the sweetest half-look, hints, shy kisses in the cheek as the apogee of the love attitude )))))

But fuck you, any prohibitions in this sphere only lead to the development of crime and deviations in society. Romance is created by poets and artists, not censors and prisoners. The banana itself falls away. For example, now no one remembers the pornography of the 60s, and many romantic films of that time are still watching.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112184
 16.04.2015
Dance is always a demonstration of the abilities of the body and its advertising, and any coupled dance has always been a way to grasp what is now just so. That it has also become an art and a hobby is a consequence of the development of culture, but as we slide into the cults of sex and childbirth, the reaction is predictable. The reason for the indignation of the secretly concerned puritans is covered with children’s themes. Children are a shield against everything we can’t explain (or they’ll suddenly ask, and how can I get out of it? However, children just do not understand this subtext and learn to link all the incomprehensible with the shock of their parents, in connection with which they confidently go to know the world without them.
Have you ever seen live bees? They are so shit and do, the discovery is good.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112183
 16.04.2015
Russia is a country of opportunity. Anything is possible in this country, any idiotism.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №112182
 16.04.2015
Discourse of Faith.
© © © © © © © ©
Can I say as an adequate believer?
Normal people understand that evolution has taken millions of years.
We also understand that the Bible cannot be read literally.
The essence of Christianity is to love yourself and your neighbor. Treat the surroundings humanly. Literally everything else is unnecessary nuances and people's attempts to fit the religion under themselves.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112181
 16.04.2015
"...which the dwarves made out of the noise of the cat’s steps..."

Have you heard cats crawl? Do you know what caterpillars make for the nest? Do you know about the bearded babies? Ragnarek has already begun, stealing on a polar fox.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112180
 16.04.2015
Listen, why do you wear only Berbers every year on military holidays? Wearing a shape, wearing a shape!
YYY: It won’t work out, from all my old army form, I’m just in the bars and go in.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112179
 16.04.2015
It is shameful! It is immoral! How could this be allowed?! to
48th time I watch "The Dance of Bees" and my indignation has no limits.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112178
 16.04.2015
I read your beekeeper. Let me see, I think, what I am talking about. And I only had one question: gentlemen, where did you see the 12-year-old girls there? Next to these sexually mature cabbages, I am in my 27 inches. I look more like a schoolgirl than they are.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112177
 16.04.2015
Finally, the plebey, infantilizing cult of the mammals is reluctantly replaced by a constructive and healthy cult of the ass. Ishtar naturally yields to Baal. Planning overcomes reaction. The peasants deceive the nomads, and destruction is immediately replaced by creation. The despised slaves of the mammals are markedly marginalized, and in the decadent nest of the hipsters-thun-eaters, a remarkable assy-drin is murdered.

The gods seem to give the planet another chance. As long as we don’t shake him...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112176
 16.04.2015
Aaa: My acquaintance has some cushion in the CB. She told me 4 months ago that he had all the money in euros. The guy knows something. He is now wearing his hair. He probably knows something too.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112175
 16.04.2015
Recordings in Group
In short, ladies and gentlemen musicians, in the class of Balinists, if you have already seen one or the other picchu, NEVER write that this is a bajan, rage to trembling in the heels. Such people who say "Bayan" and "this mem is two hundred years old" and so on and so forth, we will banish, not forever, of course, but for a couple of days.
Thanks for the attention :)

The commentary:
I’ve seen this message in another group!!! by Bayana!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112174
 16.04.2015
And how do I look at the “Maya Bee” after all this?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112173
 16.04.2015
Horse sports, jumps with six, the use of Chupa-chops, sex shops, condoms, sexual intercourse - here is an approximate list of imitations of sexual intercourse. sports, jumping with six, using Chup Chops, sex shops, condoms, sexual intercourse - here is an approximate list of imitations of sexual intercourse.

If during sexual intercourse, it is not imitated, then horse sports and candy on the stick are no longer reminiscent of anything.

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