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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №150102
 16.04.2018
If you imagine that you are in a fool, everything immediately comes to its place.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №150101
 16.04.2018
Call from the bank “***”.
I would like to offer you a credit card.
First, please tell me where did you get my phone number?
I cannot give you that information.
In that case, we end our dialogue.
Sorry, can I ask why?
Because I don’t want to start a relationship with your bank with a lie.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №150100
 16.04.2018
In response to the aggressive policy of the United States, Donald Trump will be banned from harvesting in Russian forests.

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