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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113468
 16.05.2015
Good teachers in Plekhanova work.
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I will not argue about the rest, but this is a clear lie. She worked for 7 years (2000-2007) at REA. G.V Plekhanova, one of the top universities of the country. There was no distribution. It wasn’t – and that’s all.
Occasionally you could come from some company request in the style: "Put us a couple of people for interviews, let’s see what you grew up". This is not the case every year, and not every school.
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They say, in the USSR, they do not blink about the year 2000. In 2000, the USSR, as well as the planned-distribution system, had not existed for 9 years. Take a rest and learn the history of the country in which you live before you accuse people of lying.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113467
 16.05.2015
Programming by Clarion:
*** by
The Conditions:
• Registration of TC.
White wages from 67,000 to 82,000 per hand.
• Nutritional nutrition.
• Discount on routes
Place of work: Khimki

XXX is:
If you are willing to pay 200,000. A month on hand, ready to remember and ride to Khimki.
For 150 hands ready to remember and work remotely

YYY :
300 thousand A month on hand, ready to learn and ride to Khimki.

and ZZZ:
400 thousand net
is ready:
1st Talk to Clarion.
2nd Rewrite your miracle system to Java
Three Moving to Khimki
4 is Integrate into the Hymkin society, adopting local culture and customs.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113466
 16.05.2015
111: Dreaming of Yave
22 of cigarettes.
333 The motorcycle.
444 the language.
111: The island of Yamao

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113465
 16.05.2015
Someday I will have a big alpaca, and I will call it ALPACINA.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113464
 16.05.2015
I once stood on my grandfather’s foot in the subway. He said to him "Pardon"... In response he heard "the foot came, and also called a pearl".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113463
 16.05.2015
Real women do not escape. They are scattered!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №113462
 16.05.2015
The Negro Runner

One familiar electronics engineer, Itsik (Issak), a native of Israel, worked at Motorola in America somewhere in the 1980s. The motorcycle was high. The engineering staff was still predominantly “white.” but somehow there was a Negro Joe, immediately after graduating from the university. Joe was born in Africa, somewhere in Nigeria, and somehow went to study at an American university. Should you say that Joe had no money for his soul? He has adapted to student life, but in a solid firm you need to "keep the style."
Isaac is a very spiritual man. Having met Joe on his first day and getting caught up with his problem, he borrowed him a few hundred dollars “to rise up.” After that, Joe paid his first salary. But he was very impressed that the unknown white man was so willing to help him. Especially because the “white” treated him very cold. Joe and Icic became friends.
Isaac likes to run. He loved to run through the picturesque city parks. He also invited Joe. He wavered and said that he could try, but would only run together. He himself is afraid to run. Isaac did not understand and asked what was the problem. “You know,” said Joe, “if a white man runs in America, he’s playing sports. And if a Negro runs away, he stole something.”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113461
 16.05.2015
It was not in that country that Serdyukov was appointed Minister of Defense.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113460
 16.05.2015
Dema: With each new phone, the sound is getting worse, the reception is getting weaker...
Dema: It seems that the more new features in phones, the worse the main ones work.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113459
 16.05.2015
Behind the window at work, a view opens to a section of a long horizontal pipe, through which periodically, several times a day, a cat passes (something more often to the left than to the right). I call it a catch.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113458
 16.05.2015
I am a footballer like...
How does "Spartak" become a champion?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113457
 16.05.2015
17271 with difficult childhood
“Your children will tell you, ‘Fu dad, you are a poor man with the Sultan of Brunei’s wheels made of pure gold, you’re giving us a Ferrari here.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113456
 16.05.2015
"Say, I am the only one such unique in the whole white light that (insert any ordinary action)?"- says every girl and is very proud of herself:D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113455
 16.05.2015
Man, you seem to be crazy.
Have you seen the U.S. debt?! to
But...
Negroes are killed on the streets.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113454
 16.05.2015
Popularizing the physics.

Fuel is like wine. It causes drunkenness, but does not burn, no matter how much it is. And in the atomic bomb is no longer wine, but self-driving. To get it, you need a clever device.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113453
 16.05.2015
There are two labels.
Could we go out tomorrow?
Well, I don’t know... if only the fan stumbles, then I’m for it.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113452
 16.05.2015
The indignant:
>>> And they are leading! 4th grade, 11 year old, a cowboy higher than me, an adult aunt. The school is in the yard of the house, not even the road to cross. But the grandmother pulls her granddaughter by the hand to the threshold of school. My grandmother also carries a wallet. Well, I have a reputation in the class as a fucking mother, with whom the child goes to school from the second grade, does work and homework himself.
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Well, portfolios wear this overload, but what they drive is their business. Look at the statistics of how many children are missing on the way to/from school. It completely disappears.
It was a 50-minute walk to school. Mom’s work was on the way. We went out every morning in any weather. By the end of class 11. We talked a lot over the years on the road. That time was only ours. You know, it is invaluable.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113451
 16.05.2015
Number of Requests 17271:

You know, young man, I don’t love or respect your parents either. Except for the fact that, with all their efforts, they raised from their son a foolish, greedy beast.
With such a father, the child will inevitably and early understand that money is far from the main thing in life.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113450
 16.05.2015
Landsknecht 21: Ura! Zona worked out.I now downloaded a kiddery of other pony.
Flavus: Oh... Kindera...
Fox400: No, no... And Kindera too...

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