<1> shorter this morning turned on the telephone while going to work
<1> and there was a discussion with representatives of some organization that deals with the problems of adolescent pregnancy
<1> this question needs to be paid more attention
<2> I can imagine that...
<1> well, and they promote anal sex as a method of contraception
<1> (I am of course only for)
<1> and then they announce their slogan: "in pop love - not to be a mother";
<1> I barely died of laughter

EuroVision 2012 in Azerbaijan..It is straight like the World Cup in Russia.

You can buy a house, but not a home, you can buy a bed, but not sleep, you can buy a watch, but not time, you can buy a book, but not knowledge, you can buy a position, but not respect, you can buy sex, but not love.
YYY: You can write wisdom, but you can’t capture the mind.

Commentary from the book website
Allen Carr: The Easy Way to Quit Drinking
Thanks to the author, I stopped drinking and discovered the amazing world of heroin.

The literacy verifier emphasized the "fire" and proposed the

xxx: and why on the asphalt near the houses now paint 01 in a circle?
yyy: means a place for a fire vehicle, if
xxx: aaaa... and I thought if the fire suddenly looked out the window - and you know where to call)))

xxx: I feel a strange satisfaction with the logic of what is happening when I see a car jumping on the hips and crabs with the inscription “Roads are the face of the administration.”

From the news:
The last Neanderthals on the planet found refuge in the Urals, where their population existed several thousand years after the generally accepted date of the extinction of this species.
The first comment:
They still live there!!! to

She is in hospital due to suicide attempt.
He: And what way?
It is tablets.
He is: stupid. Better a kilogram of laxative, I would have thought about it earlier.

I asked my friend to check the temperature in the inlet.
What is "Temperature on the Internet"

of Khabarovsk. I went with my husband to the CTO, I need to change the pads. The master - Korean Genah (K1), makes the car to another Korean (K2), they are clearly familiar, because they stub each other on any occasion. Another Korean (K3) arrives and approaches the master.
Q2: Gene, see what kind of fat customer came to you (kiva on K3)!
Q3: Gen, do you have a lot of customers in line after this Korean (kiwa on K2)?
Q1: all these pale faces (kiva on us)!
We, the pale faces, stood and roasted :)