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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97974
 16.05.2014
As my girlfriend said: “It’s good to be single-celled: eat well! It’s like that in the clothes."

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №97973
 16.05.2014
From the rabbots of me out the sound of the perforator from the cabinet of the buxgalttery.Looking there, I see a card:financyct uppornno cverlit electrodrelou kipa documentov for the pudding and arxivation...
So much o_o, so much o_o

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97972
 16.05.2014
To shake the tongue, to talk, to talk.
Lying is lying.
To betray is to beat.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
No to! Ho! I am!

Late to talk
Lying is lying
betrayed to steal
Beating – Beating

and E! Come here, you have to be late.
What is Nana?
But you told me that you didn’t take the potatoes out of my garden. You have to be betrayed for this! My brother and I will visit tonight.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97971
 16.05.2014
Today, builders measured the length of the circle of a three-four-inch pipe with a cat’s tail, wrapping it around the one, and then measuring the length with a sling. Apparently translating inches into centimeters and multiplying by PI was not fate. Stangel-Koshkel is a...

Z is. The cat was not hurt.

[ + 11 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97970
 16.05.2014
Thank God they are called us.
PIDORAS, expressing relationships and
Forming an image...

Maybe I will explain it to someone...
Gay is undoubtedly a sexual deviation, contrary to nature, but the fact is that it is innate. Its action is reduced to the fact that a person is excited by people of his sex and everything. Neither mental nor moral qualities are affected. But we also form an image, and in fact insinuate from childhood that you are a fool. Here are the frics growing up with a decayed psyche and conducting nauseous parades. Do not form anything, please consider us diabetics and someday it will come to everyone that their sexual partners should only worry about their gynecologists.

Sorry that’s not funny, but it hurt.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97969
 16.05.2014
You write as Prometheus translates.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97968
 16.05.2014
Bashu for 10 years it turns out, what... and it would seem quite recently quotation about anime and KDE was a cappet of what popular. Time is Flying (

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97967
 16.05.2014
to this:

I stand at the train station in line for bus tickets. There is a closet in front of me. Specific such a cabinet 200x200. This is a typical orc with a corresponding iblis. We stand, the turn seems to even move, the heat... The Orc’s turn comes at the box office.
A ticket for 2 hours.
Where is?
In the Orsk.
Who would have thought he was home? O_O

Well, this is one of the theories about the population of our glorious city of Orsk.
And the second is that the ORSK may be an abbreviation; the remote district of the Depository Custodians. That is quite justifiable, since in the post-war years there were very many German prisoners of war in our city, and nowadays - regime establishments.
Orsk is a city on the river Orsk.
And about the jokes, about the orcs, no one has laughed at us for a long time ;)

With respect, one of the orcs =D

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