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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128133
 16.05.2016
I actually came to the fact that life only begins after 30, and everything before that is a demo version.
XHH: Well, roughly speaking, you have to pump the Persian first and then go to the top of the squat in the pathos and the arena.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128132
 16.05.2016
In the laundry machine, everything that is folded together with the cartridge is always found in it, as if it was not folded carefully. And suddenly I get my clothes after washing - and in the machine one carpenter! The first thought: I waited, they co-operated with the washing machine and ate all the clothes! Discovered a loss on the ceiling of the drum - from fear, probably?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128131
 16.05.2016
Captain obviously has a girl's name Smolette

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128130
 16.05.2016
One village was flooded, the road, the bus and all transportation was disrupted. A local forest entrepreneur, by his willful decision and with the help of good people, built a pedestrian bridge at the site of the meltdown. As the water arrived, the Ministry of Emergencies decided to conduct exercises in the submerged village. Meeting of the Ministry of Emergency Affairs at the built bridge:
Do you see the bridge?
and ah.
We will go to Moscow and write down what we have built.

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