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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5291
 16.05.2008
It feels like the administrators swallow, and the quotes are apruvite by Claudia Nikiticna, a cleaning cleaner.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5290
 16.05.2008
In a sad mourning
Under a terrible stroke
under a friendly
Born in the Light

A big project for a small
For such a small company.
For such a small company.
A huge IT project

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5289
 16.05.2008
Key to antivirus 1.1.1

The collection includes:
1) Keys for Kaspersky antivirus (6, 7) until 2010!
2) The keys for the Doctor Web 4.34 antivirus until 2010!
3) Key for Nod 32 before 2009.
and a bonus! Interpretative dictionary of Russian mat.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5288
 16.05.2008
and he. I am hanging on the syster. The Block. The light was cut off for 7 seconds. The monitors flashed and turned on. In the comp on the desktop lively correspondence in the form of a bunch of dialog windows: UPS: power failure, тры-py-py, 7 seconds off-floor, master, there was a problem but I stumbled! Wi-Fi adapter: the connection to the access point is lost, the connection to the inite is lost! Network adapter: The network connection is not established. There is no network, check the settings! White and silent. Nod32: Failure when accepting the checked package, Worm is possible. On-line monitor Astra: the connection with the servacle is lost, apparently the servacle is stuck again!!! The BAT: Failure when receiving email, maybe again your antivirus is outstanding, check the settings! 5 minutes later, the Access Point: Who’s Here?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5287
 16.05.2008
In the lesson:
The Teacher:
Have you felt a sharp smell, smoke... your actions?
The student:
Stop smoking.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5286
 16.05.2008
xxx (00:22:30 14/05/2008)
I always say you can't drink


xxx (00:22:49 14/05/2008)
At least listen to yourself.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5285
 16.05.2008
<ov3rfl0w>About my adequacy asks a person who bought ALL the books of King put on the shelf downloaded thtschi and reads them from the Siemens M55 with the available globe with a wga screen? 0 - O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5284
 16.05.2008
xxxx
I will peel the cough, I will go to the bathroom with lotion, I will smash my nails, I will paint my nails.
xxxx
Then I will probably come.
PoZuTPoH
Well then ya while I walk into the city pre-charged the iPod, I will look for cigarettes then I will find the people I go to the point I will wake up with the butterflies I will go to the inst to protect the database and I will suffer figues... Then we will meet ;)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5283
 16.05.2008
I.A. Ter-Abramian, explaining the appearance of the name of the new city, explained: "The name Nakhchivan was given to the city to indicate that the Armenians found in it the first shelter in Russia, as evidenced by the etymological selection of the word: Nach - first; Ichewan - shelter... "

Nakhchivan is the first...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5282
 16.05.2008
From the song:
From what, from what, from what is glucose-free co-o-o?
From the fact that someone holds the program-and-yourself

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5281
 16.05.2008
When you were a child, when you ran in the courtyard with friends, who were you from the "soldier of the future"?
We played Mortal Kombat and with the screams of FATALITY pulled each other’s vertebrae and eggs.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5280
 16.05.2008
one of the reports of a conference discovered by me at the department, the subject: Protection from weapons of mass weapons.
In the future world war, if it is possible to unleash it,

And the author is a girl, obviously evil and aspiring to world domination.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5279
 16.05.2008
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YYY: You do not know! I had funf in English at school.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №5278
 16.05.2008
Kawasaki GPZ 1100 for sale

Text of Announcement
Excellent power! Without running through the Russian Federation. He arrived in Japan at the end of March. Not suffocated. Hydraulic brake and grip. The central foot.

Reason for the sale: "I’m looking forward to riding it!"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №5277
 16.05.2008
The Chat:
This is bad_hop!!by :
The moderators! You are dogs, dogs and dogs! What do you know? Just drinking and bathing! The idiots!
Modestly :
We can change the nick!
Tagged with gay!!by :
Yes to? What will it help you, fool?
Tagged with gay!!by :
? to? to
Tagged with gay!! to
The frog!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5276
 16.05.2008
Infidel: I read the news on the mail: "UEFA Cup again in Russia", "Russia went to the semi-finals of the 2008 World Cup in hockey", "Bilan won the Eurovision Song Contest". The pipet. Someone in charge introduced IDDQD, IDKFA? =) is

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №5275
 16.05.2008
XXX is
Call them to Sapphire.

XXX is
You tell them "I don’t have an inet"

XXX is
They say "not the truth"

XXX is
They put a telephone.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №5274
 16.05.2008
XXX(22:42:38 14/05/2008)
Last night I had a terrible dream...
So here. I ran away from the zombies so hard that I broke the shit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5273
 16.05.2008
by BOR WS
: Masha - 2008-05-12 21:55:04

Satanists become teenagers with whom no one wants to have sex. They want to participate in orgies.
such a thing.

: boarder - 2008-05-12 22:35:44

I am registered with the satanists.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5272
 16.05.2008
I now have 14 people in the square!
Cahn: I have 23 and 48 off-line
You drink more than me :)

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