Your internet doesn’t work again. I can’t send reports.
What is your problem?? to
How do I know what the problem is? The internet does not work. I have to report...
Can you connect?? to
I do not need to connect. I am already connected. I have reports...
What do you see on the screen?? to
I can’t see the black screen. I need to report until tomorrow.
Do you have your computer on?? to
As far as I know, it is probably included. Is the computer on? A Samsung lamp is burning. No on the box no... Sorry, I forgot to turn on the computer, but when it’s turned on I couldn’t send reports, and I have to send it until tomorrow.

My ancestors also hid the cable from the monitor when they were leaving. I was 10 years old then, and I was sitting specifically at the games. One time, before they went to visit, they once again snapped a cable somewhere, with a brick to take it with us, if you don’t find it anyway. Well, of course, only they are behind the door, I begin to search the apartment.

Thirty minutes pass. I am just lying in their closet and digging a box. The radio phone. I do not interrupt the search. Mother of the Good Mother:
and my son!!! Cable under the mattress.I am like this: "And why are you suddenly..." and here I pull out a huge black rubber penis from the bottom of the box.
O_O
Son, are you there?! to
O_O
The son?? to
Yes to Mom.
Found the cable?
and ah.
So play...

I don’t know if they guessed what I found. But no more spare parts from the comp were hidden in the apartment.

And to this:
to this:
to this:

Dootch: And when I was a child, when my parents took Dandy so that I didn’t close my eyes, I set the telecast to catch him like a neighbor from the apartment upstairs is playing.
I was sitting straight and rattling for hours) so I learned what his new games came up.
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Given that Dandy did not have wireless communication, as well as the fact that the telephone does not broadcast in the radio band what came to him on TV-in. You were either snooping, or the setting was that you ran to the neighbor, crashed into his cord from the dendi and dragged to your apartment.
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You are Dolby. In general, the dendyk was connected other than via the usual antenna entrance, and, in this case, it was not easy to catch the TV through a couple of concrete walls. And at the time when they appeared, TVs with video input were quite rare, because most were connected through an antenna.
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This is where you understand the true meaning of the phrase "school does not understand"))

She: I will come to you and tie you to bed.
He: I have no bed.
She: Where are you sleeping?
He: On the floor
She: Well then I’ll hit you with nails to the floor.

Dark Lord: This is ugly! I dreamed that I was sleeping in a bed with some man in a semi-split room, and the bed was tight and this fool would not fall to me. I hate the writer. Well, I fucked him with my fist with all the do (approximately in the bowl) and woke up with a sharp pain, it turned out that I was fucking the bowl that was on the left of the bed. The result: the cushion was cut so that the boxes do not open, and the door, on the contrary, does not close, even the fist hurts. I slept fucking.
Solman: It’s terrible to imagine what you would do with a notebook if you dreamed of a nice girl lying with you in bed.

here here :

The windows are hanging! Apples are evil. I don’t think of penguins at all!!! to
YYY: It’s the ugliest thing I’ve understood about you.
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Okay thank you. Thanks to you, I even understood this, using a computer like a TV.

to this:

Look how funny: two numerals in the sum give a numeric, and two non numeric - also a numeric!
It is strange that the untold numbers have not yet disappeared.

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Nature has foreseen it! The appearance of an uneven number
We need fair and unfair. Sexual reproduction, not your homosexuality.

What to do if a child asks a lot of questions?
YYY: Put it in Google.

Driving with a girl on rolls, you need to cross a fairly large intersection, there are no lighthouses and you can barely see the ancient pedestrian mark, there are haishniki.

I ask Haishnikov for every case: Is this considered a pedestrian transit or not?

The fire burns: Of course it counts. Are you a pedestrian or a wheeled vehicle?

San Marino is a small state in the mountains, area 62 km2, length of roads 120 km, armed forces - 70 people. There are two tramways in the country.

Cats are writing.
I greet you, I am a thick and furry beige pofigist with names - "Fedya", "where, fuck?", "fuck from here", "succa-again-mouse-drawn-in-bed", "on-je-u-you-lapoch", "mortch, pidor", "how, again to eat?", "ubyunacher", "ebanute creation", "your-cock!", "happy newspaper!" and "Fedor, fuck your mother!".
What I love more, I haven't chosen yet, but I want to complain to the owner - it's shit simply. When I am drunk, I am in my catch. When with a girl - licking her all from legs to head, although never seen to make eggs. Eat only for the compound, although not a shit. It is not allowed to walk on the keyboard, although such funny texts are obtained! I even wrote a story once...

In short, people help me! I have a computer, and I need it...

I am a thousand girl and a dirty girl! I am lapochka, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'm just a sweet sweet candy, I'm not a sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet I am not corrected!! The Ambassador? I don’t want to go!! Pick up my heart, but you’ll fuck up my brain!! to

It is hard to conquer what is not.

If you can’t make a proposal to a woman, give her at least a phrase.

Las (14:19:08 15/05/2010)
What does she have of the games?

F.E.A.R. (14:19:22 15/05/2010)
Warcraft

Las (14:19:37 15/05/2010)
Playing games and not drugs.

We sit with a young man on the couch and look at "South Park".
There, Butters reads the magazine and says loudly: “Oh, you can increase the pipes in 3 weeks.”
MD turns his head to me and says, “Do you want me to increase my size in 10 seconds?”
O_O

brought a cat. We get used to the pot, so far with variable success.
Today I come from work, I sit down at the computer, I hear my wife chasing this little asshole in order to rub his nose into another bunch. All this is accompanied by cries:
I will teach you how to hide!! to
daughter (4 years), on this - a well-established dramatic whisper on the half-room:
No, no, after you will definitely not be removed.

"Oh, you have Worms" said the girl. This is how the sequel is broken (

I watched the master and Margarita 94 years of enthusiasm.
I heard he was lost.
The manuscripts do not burn, they fall to the pirates.

My friends show:
Question: What is the funniest habit of the xxxx?
Answer: Sometimes, it personally responds to the server’s requests.

The old man bought a hat. In the closet he sought to hand it over, so he carried it everywhere after him. Well, at the end of the couple, he exploded to carry a list of missing nurses, and, not noticing it himself, smashed his hat from the parta to the floor. The people at this time stretched to the exit (man 70 was). The old man signed the list, talked about something with the priest and returned. He has 90 rubles in his hat.