Russia is like Venice. Only there are channels and gondolas, and we have roads and gondolas.

It feels like people in Europe vote for Eurovision on this principle "Where would you go next year??" and here’s just "Oooh we haven’t been to Azerbaijan yet!!and "

Women’s Forum on Oral Sex. The main question: Do you sperm out during oral sex?
The women’s answers:
I know a few women who have cured gastritis in this way, but it’s from their words. Maybe they swallowed the pills before having sex.
I always swallow, it is delicious and useful (pure protein). I like to make facial masks. The skin becomes bright and delicate!
3)I think he especially likes it - I also enjoy, once there was a complex on this topic, but once I decided - you can't think of more pleasure! is delicious? Probably not, his tongue and throat are silent from his sperm.
4) I splash out baby I don't love her taste, he is upset but I can't swallow then than not drink, and the taste in the mouth remains baby baby
5) Fu... and I am physically unable to swallow... Even if I close my eyes – the fantasy brightly paints the slippery, warm mesiv, crawling through my mouth through the esophagus into my stomach... Something like a sun-smelted medusa...
6) girls, I once got this thing in the eye - I thought I would be blind...
The eye was red a day later.

We stand and smoke. A man passes by. Appropriate, well dressed, looking around the side. Approach to us.
Is it morning or day?
Tonight my uncle.
Surprisingly sad... Oh my father!

Q: What prevents a bad dancer?
A: Eggs of a bad dancer.

It is the 16th place at Eurovision. But a simple, unknown Russian man came to Germany for the state account!

WOW: is it simple?
The Russian?
A man?

She: You are fine, but a sober head is even better. I will go.
He changed me to a sober head.
She: I go to church tomorrow morning and then lie on the beach.)
He: You have plans like a drug baron.)

xxx: I met a girl who at her 19s is not in her age.
yyy: what an original insult))
xxx is wise :)

bull (23:14:58 15/05/2011)
It is crazy. Advertising: New Always with a stylish pattern...
Amelie (23:15:10 15/05/2011)
Lol, that’s so important 😉
boulder (23:15:11 15/05/2011)
All my life I have dreamed of paintings.
Amelie (23:15:27 15/05/2011)
I would say hello kitty :)
boulder (23:15:31 15/05/2011)
I think Disney characters should be printed there.
Amelie (23:15:46 15/05/2011)
Represented *
Amelie (23:15:56 15/05/2011)
You don’t think it’s a bit of a bitch 😉
boulder (23:16:10 15/05/2011)
Or more, you know such, limited edishn: supermountains, or there from the supernatural. The blood of the devil!!!! to

Playing with the Akinator:
Is your character a man? I do not know
Is your character an animal? I do not know
Are you a Mongol character?? to

My grandson is a student, 4 course. I call my mother in another city.
Hello Mom, how is your health?
- Son, the inter-city is dear, so tell me right away how much to send?

Enzo: Pessets... He did not develop and repair anything, he built a single super-robot, and in order to improve it, he sold all the fortifications of his base, all the cannons of the machine guns and so on. There is my naked base and one super robot (improved). I took a break and went to smoke and eat. I go back and see my super-robot standing in the ruins of the enemy base and the inscription "you win!" Now I think, I didn't put on a break anyway, but the super robot was so great that I took off the break myself.

YYY: Lawyers-car enthusiasts - I hope to hear the opinion that the PDD should give way to machines only if they have operating light and sound special signals and a special color marking. Thus e. According to the law, black graces with lighthouses do not have to give in. So is?

*Zergus changed status to "I love you..."
The status should be simple and brilliant.
I have to express a finished thought.
Take an example from me!
*Lexy changed status to "Fruit "Fruit "

today at work in the electronics store returned a DVD player with a comment: did not approach because of the absence of a TV ))

Recently, reading BOR, more and more often there is a feeling of deja vu O_o

“Love, let me shave you... this will be a new phase in our relationship!
Oh... the final...

I read the Yandex news:
Russian Eurovision finalist Alexei Vorobiev, who took the contest, which ended in Düsseldorf on Sunday night, 16th place is satisfied with the results, but is worried about how they will be received at home.

The 16th place, he probably counted on him.

And another phrase of him:
We went to Düsseldorf for a victory, we were ready for it, but the offensive weakness of our number was the song, with a melody that does not cling to the soul and the feet.

He went to a song contest with a number in which the main weakness was the song. We want more such artists in Russia.

by INST. Basics of Electrical Engineering.
Prepod distracted himself and began to talk about the insecurity of touching the same high-voltage wire with two hands, because the current will flow through the body and still kill.
The student asks why the crown does not kill.
(not thinking): because the skin cover on the feet of birds is made with consideration to withstand high tension.
The audience lay down with a friendly whisper, the lecturer 10 minutes no one could repeat his words without laughing.

I remembered at night, as us in the kindergarten of the Uzbek people were irritated: "Russian - a narrow ass". Now I know it was a compliment.