Yyy: To call something former, or wait until three o’clock at night?

stash killed-trailer of some movie, the last lines "if you go there, you will die", and the next advertisement of the macdaka)

XX: With every year of life the phrase "Well, you will punish me for this" becomes more and more meaningful.

From Habr:
During the wait for the third part, I finished school, institute, graduate school, changed 3 jobs, married and gave birth to a child. It’s a pity that now you can’t just put off the house and play the devil... Ah, nostalgia!

You went on vacation because of the devil.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: so in the statement and wrote
"Please give me another two-week vacation from May 12 due to Diablo III."

I thought I had a loyal friend with whom I could always talk.
XXX: and it turns out that he is an ended alchemy, to whom we do not want to stir up

I work as an English reporter. And today, my "submitted" made me drown with tea: the word "pictures", instead of the normal "picchers", he read as "Scriptor"! Previously "brother" read as "droucher" XD

Please let us know why you are deleting our @beautiful and beautiful@GoogleChrome browser:

Let them add various processes and programs to the boot and system processes, without the consent of the user, blatantly.

She has a mother palace.
WOW WOW WOW?? to
Noah, the female palace
Do you have a palace?
HH: Well probably
He is the great, the mighty, the mighty.

As if you were going to drink beer with me.
May be gathered anytime.
XXX: When is it ever? Anytime, there is no more beer.

I remember he was driving me through the office, showing me where I was. "A here", says, "we have a creative department". I go to the "Logistics" tab, I turn with the question in my eyes. "Fixed creatines are sitting". 

M@G 2.0 (22:02:46 25/05/2011)
Have you ever looked back into the future? :)
g0vn0v (22:03:01 25/05/2011)
You would ask me if I read the book.

Rix > do you know who will act as enemies in Iron Knight 2?
Arthur > eyee Bad Russian princes? No is?
Rix > Celts
Rix > Fuck
Rix > in the Middle Ages!
Arthur > that is, first got bored for England with the French, and then they were attacked by the Celts, in business.
Arthur > all logical
Rix > there is also the attribute "WILD")
Arthur > NEET, they were under the violins, listening to Stradivari, went to battle
Rix > fucking wild Celts in 14 C.E.
Arthur > is okay
Arthur > in the 3rd Sherlock will investigate the murder of the steep gall by the Franks
Rix > but, it turns out that the killer is not a frank, but a ninja dressed as a Cossacks
Arthur > Brother of Tutankhamun

How is your group called?
- energy
Your energy is on the letter G!
The Principal?

Zhena (14:59:02 15/05/2012)
I have a girl’s sadness.

muzh (14:59:10 15/05/2012)
Buy it

I burned up here at sea.
Yyy: there is a wonderful remedy - cream
xxx: no, I tried it last time - it woke up on me, and it smelled for two days.

Hello, what are you doing?
He: I just came from training... I’m happy to sit down for books
You are so smart :)
I am a botanic cat. Highly intelligent sex machine
She: And then who am I? and :)
You are meat.

I am looking for a man from Moscow.
Katya: People, what is a blockade?

Fuck the bottles.
Vassiliou: The Hole
Maxim: Codes of Nihera do not drive cars
In the champagne covers.

Hi Maxime, how old are you?

From the Auto Forum:

Q: Has anyone performed a fuel filter replacement operation on their own?
I was shown in the service that the fuel filter is changed only when assembled with the pump.

U: IMHO it is removed together with the pump! It changes separately.

X: I also have an IMHO. And "managers" say that in the collection

A: It is a complete lie. Such a manager should be stuck with a moustache in a tank and sent to trade potatoes on the market, let it tell you that the potatoes are not sold by individual strawberries, but only in combination with kamaz and hachiki.

Mobius(s)

Guide from AnSanna (to say, ladies weighing under the center):
- Girls, if you allow yourself to shrink, remember - the sense of humor should grow in geometric progression with weight.