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[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156297
 16.05.2021
The helplessness always rushes to power, because it has its own.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №156296
 16.05.2021
The golden hands

My friend is the father of a large family with all the consequent responsibilities. At the time of birth in circumcision - all in the family. Played with the younger in the kindergarten, failed to fall and as a result - broken front tooth (cutter). The next day - the presentation of the project, which depends on the promotion and further work. The dentist is on vacation. He calls me in trust and asking for help. Digging into the book, I take out the phone of a friend professor, I call, I ask and I agree with a few scripts (because the record is dense, and at his age there is rarely anyone who is ready to work overtime). The next day a friend calls - thanks, because they did perfectly (otherwise my professor does not know).
It is 5 (!) of years. Called by a friend of many children, Rhett.
Do you remember contacting my dentist 5 years ago?
It seemed like this.
I went to him yesterday. The tooth broke again. He did not recognize me immediately. I sit in a chair, open my mouth and he says:
and Maria! So come here. Look carefully! Can you see? I put this patient a "time" 5 years ago, for a couple of weeks, that after putting an implant, and he disappeared! The number is lost!
Do a good job after that – you’ll be totally ruined.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №156295
 16.05.2021
Palestine has surpassed Roscosmos by the number of missiles launched in the year.

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