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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17289
 16.06.2009
and Ura! I now have an angel on the skull!
In the skull? and anymore? How much does it cost?
1000 r per month.
Is it so cheap?
Well... there’s anymore, let’s say with some limitations.
What is limited there?
Traffic... and stop roasting!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №17288
 16.06.2009
Nothing hurts as badly as your own stupidity.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17287
 16.06.2009
My wife called an electrician. It was Sunday, and all the neighbors were there.
I opened the cage.
The man was found to be healthy, in a blue suitcase, with a suitcase and squeaky.
by voice.
As soon as he entered, the little dog that lived in our courtyard, loudly
He grumbled and started to bite a new leg.
by Masha! I rattled.
The man, slightly under the closet, immediately turned on and waved with a joyful face.
For the entire district:
The man! The dog is playful! You can’t bite a beautiful man in the foot.
And here, across the corner, my wife Maria Egorovna sailed out!
Time has stopped.
Looking at my wife’s stone face, the man stood on me.
Through the tears that poured both of my eyes, I could only squeeze:
My dog is called Iroquois.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17286
 16.06.2009
When officials robbed faster than the people produced, they declared that the people could not work.

[ + -48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17285
 16.06.2009
----- Gold------ ‎(12:06):
How beautiful is my face and what would you like to do with it?

Cocaine Talk ‎(12:06):
The eyes are beautiful, mm.
and...
She said that if she gets in the best she will give)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17284
 16.06.2009
The xxx:
Who are you studying with?
YYYY :
The investigator: the university of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, all of itself militarized...
You are for whom?
The xxx:
I am in the medical institute, on 1 course, dentist
YYYY :
WOW! I am afraid of you 😉

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17283
 16.06.2009
Q: Do you have a water heater?
WOW WOW? The chaos?
XHH: the boiler*
WOW: Figase as you called... You would even call the monitor a picture displayer.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17281
 16.06.2009
On January 17, 2008, in Michigan, 32-year-old William Poohou was convicted of abusing a sex toy in the shape of a woman.

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17280
 16.06.2009
The shit happened yesterday.)
Would you like? 😉
XXX: The tubes collapsed under the shell
And the water from the drain does not flow to the pipe, but to the floor.
XXX: Everything in the Water
I am Moscow
XXX: Sweepstakes
xxx: I am a thief
XXX: and put them in the shell!

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