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What does FreeBSD mean?
This is such an operating system. There is Windows, there is Linux, there is FreeBSD
lllaska : :D
Schors: Linux and FreeBSD in principle from one barrel
Lllaska: that means that it has nothing to do with handcuffs and wraps?and :)
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The xxx:
We have here in the room a test servette, and he started with propellers so u-u-u then silence, then again u-u-u-u and again silence.
He decided that he had a marriage period and he called a female.
Odmin came, looked at him with a harsh glance and the servant silenced.
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Saturday morning I watched an interesting picture... how my employees had a planner... most probably associated with this word a bright spacious cabinet, a long table with comfortable chairs, somewhere in the distance sits the boss, and on the wall of a board for drawing markers or a projector... and everything in costumes is like... we have everything not so glamorous) a round pavilion on the street, behind its perimeter freezes the rain, and inside a person 15 with cigarettes in the teeth stand around one who sits on the bricks in the center and something actively scratches a chicken brick on the asphalt, explaining to everyone else some interesting things))
These are the harsh buddies of Gazprom.)
(from the SMS)
XXX Where are you?! to
YYY: I am drunk
Where are you drunk?
In the salad
XXX is clear.
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xxxx (13:12)
We have a grandmother standing at the same metro station and constantly whispering that there is urine: “I AM the Same Hachuuu.” I gave her a whirlwind and she threw him in my back.
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No humor at "no humor"
Puppy guys, be careful! I went with a child from the kindergarten, two came to the kindergarten. First they offered a acquaintance, then one of them grabbed the child and dragged somewhere. Sorry for him. My faithful "Osa" broke him his male sexual fox. The second in panic fled, abandoning his shareholder. I called an ambulance, a police. She told me how it was. I was not even told a word, and the young Homo sapiens was accused of trying to kidnap a child and imprisoned for 8 years.
The Loving Mother, Mr. Kishinev
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Loving mother respect, but, unfortunately, in Russia, for such, most likely, will be put on self-defense. The nearest example is the term of the grandfather, who from the gun of the house struck the robber who entered the pensioner into the apartment. A lot more examples. The Russian system does not need people who are able to defend themselves and simply hold weapons in their hands. = = (
Anya Moksyaeva! check your email address!I was writing Trojan!? to
What are the two main problems of modern Moscow?
-- General confusion on glamour... and nowhere properly cooled fresh-pressed juice. Especially the avocado.
c) of A.B. Rested
There is a suspicion that while I sleep, the tapes argue and run out - one under the couch, one under the table. Angry
Gastezzo: Eva: How is the weather?
EVA: Gastezzo is great! I walk in the dress! And you?
I am not in the dress...
Gastezzo: Why is it?
Gastezzo: Eva: the chest is small and the youth runs out
I once saw a man whose cheeks did not burn on his cheeks, because he was smiling all the time.
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YYY: The Joker’s direct objection is what it is.
I am being driven out of the universe :(
WOW: Is it so serious?
Theme: UGU
What does the Dean say about this?
“Take your diploma and let your spirit not be here!”
and ZZZ:
I watched Dr. House.
by vvv:
It sounded like "Hello, I am Nastia and I am an alcoholic"
by vvv:
Everybody is ringing around)
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Hello how do you do? Do you want to meet? Tell about yourself
I’m married, I have 8 children, I don’t have a car, I don’t look like the smoke of eblan and ranetok, I’m a happy owner of a beer belly and sweater that I drive in jeans, and overall I’m gay.
What about you?Can you tell us about yourself?
It is horrendous!! Where do these people live???? to
I live in Latvia.
Not in Lithuania but in Lithuania!!! You are also illiterate!!!! to
Oh sorry what?
I am not speaking Lithuania, but Lithuania!!! Is he still deaf?? to
WOW: Where are you missing?
Tagged: awowow
Sorry, my brain exploded
The Nine.
Someone was very waiting. So, you’ve gotten out with your farmer.
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Football between Russia and Finland.
She: It is in vain that Huss does not release two Berezutsky brothers on the field at once. The brothers looked so symmetrically in defense.
He: You don’t understand...Guss does everything right in the break one brother goes out on the field instead of the other and so we have one replacement more. The Voila.
I am in a blockade on the approach to Moscow.
Which is Napoleon?
One of my friends worked with my father. I stumbled black. Coded it did not help. Then I sat down for Linux. I stopped drinking! and wife. He also dropped...
<xxx> Sweeping, Sweeping in the face yesterday hit %)
<yyy> Who is it?
<xxx> he liked the dark goat beer, he looked into the barley and whispered: two black goats!
<xxx> and we have two Armenians there trading
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For those who still think that the color of the hack is yellow.
Open a new window, go to Yandex and see the meaning of this word in the dictionaries:
Haki Ushakov
Ha'Kee is and the earth. Green with grey.
Please, please, let me tell you about the joyful life.