nt> the carpet must be removed
lx> No place to hang and nothing to beat
nt> At the children's playground on the tournament, baseball beat
Lx> Shame on the neighbors
nt> and we at night
lx> In masks, and without fuel, I’m going to scream "where is the money, shit?!And you are complaining "do not beat me, I will return everything!"

Aaaaaah, the man you woke up by a friend, at the stadium, during the match Ukraine-France – you made my day!
So exactly to transmit the attitude to the game of Ukraine in this match will not be able to any comments!!!! to

Stumon: Remember, you asked to show your breasts and said "only after the wedding"?
alfeya74: You are late, I already have a husband
So let’s show it!

The mother democracy:
To cook with meat or without?
I: as you want.
A: There is no meat.
I: So what is the choice?
I can’t cook at all :)

taken from the forum, spelling observed)
Without a name: where is it more crazy to hide a corpse, so sure?? to
The body can be hidden in the subway. People in the subway are almost no different from the bodies, so you can completely free to hide the bodies in the subway. Some people in the subway even smell like dead bodies, so your hidden body may never be found.

xxx: Kirill, our director generally endorsed the agreement, but he has some strange remarks to me. Their essence is as follows:...

Olga, thank you very much! I am glad that we were able to agree on all the important conditions, and your early comments will be taken into account - I will now insert them into the contract.

Tagged with: fucking

Q: I am sorry?! to

YYY: It is strange!!! to

WOW: I apologize...

Kanarey: What are you busy with?
Ozzy-ris: A girl will come to me today. I clean up so as not to hit my face.

I love the rain.
XXX and Coffee
HH: And I also have a cloth plate.
Oh, but fucking
I am a programmer.

So that all the important information TV employees learned after the advertisement!

Is physiology really written off?
Yyy: No, there is a smoke (
What if I come with a microphone?
yyy:hz, that year Sanya wrote, well who in the army.

We have in the office, in order to boil the tea, you need to turn off the internet. The tea and the modem stand next to it)))), and the root is one. And there is no money in the office for a trio! But it is for this reason that the whole office, as it was ordered, at 10 a.m. and 15 p.m. goes to the kitchen to drink tea. Since our secretary Olya includes a tea bar to serve the chef tea, and everything else becomes just nothing to do....))))

Money loves the account: the larger the account, the more they love it.

My friend — her name is Marina — worked in an ambulance. She came to the challenge - the family was poisoned with mushrooms. The family was large, a lot of mushrooms were collected... Someone she hospitalized, someone was washed in the stomach and left home. gathered to leave. Here the mother of the family approaches her and asks, "Doctor, what to do with mushrooms? Can we digest them? No need, says Marina. Eat so, I’ll wait.

If you are visited by thoughts of death, it is half the trouble.
Trouble is when death visits the thoughts of you.