A 6-year-old boy calls all the religious structures “cirkus”... the mother thinks that the daughter is just promising. The father is convinced that his daughter is a warrior troll atheist.

Correspondence with the journalist:
Do you know why no one has heard of the heroic people of Switzerland for a long time? Because the more incompetent the government, the greater the feat the people do, once again getting out of the next ass.
The secret to a successful people’s life is to disappear from all heroic news.

Lennonenko: With pineapples you need to be very careful, a piece of lemon, day-to-day pineapple diet - goodbye, enamel.
Ryle: While you digest the pineapple, it digests you!

Conversation with a student of Samara. Aerospace University (SGAU) on helicopters.

Why do you need a tail ball?
Turn the tail!
And the final...?

... And then it turned out that the contact he had on the phone "Katia Big Fool" is not about physical parameters but about lifestyle!

A comrade here arose an idea, after a short look at the playground in the courtyard, and said: And I know what kind of sandbox children need, so that they do not scatter the sand in vain. The bottom of the sandbox is made of a powerful magnet, and instead of sand - a iron shredder!
No, did you think? They put sand in all their pockets. They are completely in the sand. And with this stitch soon there will be a bunch of children lying there and will not be able to get out!

xxx: just if predetermined - you can scroll, say that I should be stressed, everything is predetermined

YYY: So that you run is also predetermined.
YYY: This is a very funny loop.
YYY: You cannot do what is not predetermined.

xxx: and that I don't want to scroll even if predetermined - also predetermined

YYY: is correct

XXX: This is how you can enter the recursion
XX: After all, what we write about that everything is predetermined is also predetermined, including that I am controlling my messages.

YYY: Yes Yes
YYY: Just performing one large script

What if someone refactored it?

YYY: We will not know.
YYY: We live in a scrap scrap.

That’s why we sleep. While you are sleeping, someone refactorizes your script code
xxx: I am not
xxx and dreams dream because this someone test launches does
XXX: The Dude

yyy: no, well, it’s just garbage collection happening) the brain works like a virtual machine.
And those who do not dream - there are no refactors.

The Raf
I was riding to Dacia.
Ivanka
How is it?))
Ivanka
When will the weather be normal, right???? to
The Raf
I waited for the storm. But! I broke my finger with a hammer, and on the way back my failing member began to collapse!
Ivanka
What is a faking member?
The Raf
This is my bicycle. The Challenger system. But due to the design features of the Member is more suitable for him.

What a layer? I lay my hair, as I print - by the ten-finger method and blind.

All my youth listening to the song of the group Friday - half of me, I counted and sang the song like this: half of me - Dolboeb, Dolboeb! And recently I learned what there is "song". I told my friends - they argue that they now also hear "dolboеб")))

Recently an interesting story happened to me. I repair the car in the garage and a man approaches me slightly in a sneeze (and maybe even more) and engages in a dialogue with him:

Q: Do you repair it?

I am repairing.

After 10 minutes, he gave advice on how to repair, how with the guys they ran on such cars in the 90s (I have a VAZ 2108), what he owned himself for such a long time and blah blah blah blah, nonsense that I listened to in half a hole, and then asks, doesn't even ask, but rather demands:

Give me 50 rubles.

I: No, no is there.

M : Absolutely?

I : Yes!

Q: Do you live far away?

I: Yes so...

M: Go home and take me a puddle!

Here for a half-minute of such arrogance, I just fell into a stupor and looked stupidly at him...

I : No! I won’t go, I’m not sure.

M: Go check, I’ll wait here.

I said no and I will not go, I am busy, don’t bother.

M: Oh, I’m human to you, and you... looks like a normal guy, but in fact.

And went further...

I served in the Israeli army. We had plenty of religious bearded guys there.

The day before the war in Iraq, everyone was forced to shave. Type under anti-gas - awaited enemy attack.

It was a kind of whisper... You go - and half of the people on the base you can't recognize in focus... And I only managed to serve on this base for a week at that time... I didn't always recognize everyone with a beard...

Thank God, I wasn’t the only dude who walked around and asked everyone, “You’re the type of who.” Well, or called the cell phone, looked at the sides, who took the phone and said that accidentally called :)

Jurist: Here is, by the way, an observation from the life of our office.
Jurist: Contract for almost 3 Euros - contract for 3 pages
Jurist: Contract for 2.5 lemons - contract for 3 pages
Jurist: Contract for 9700 euros - contract of 11 pages + 2 additions of 5 pages, which also need to be signed :)

- It would be interesting to conduct a survey among the cat population on the topic: what would you prefer - castration and chestnut or independence and freedom?
Personally, I would choose a shamrock and independence with freedom. Where do they give it?
- You, comrade, you express some opportunistic ideas) everyone in the world knows that there is no castration without castration. Some people promise.

XHH: Give up, here the earnings through the inets offered, such as a social question. They send you a questionnaire, you fill out and send, and you are transferred money. A little, but not dirty.
YYY: What is the seat?
xxx: I started to fill out the registration, and there is a need for the address and code of the ride and whether I am going to buy the car and at what time I work and if there is a dog)
YYY: The Lust has filled?
XHH: I have filled it.
You are a horse ;)
I sent your coordinates 😉
YYY: Scuco...

- "Hormonal therapy" Genially
Harmony is everywhere. Simply around
The word harmonist has a new meaning.
This is a doctor :)

The two-megawatt wind generator requires 260 tons of steel, which takes 170 tons of coke and 300 tons of iron ore. All of them are mined, produced and transported by machinery based on fuel chemical energy. Until the moment of transition to a non-repairable state, the wind generator will simply not produce enough energy to compensate for the energy spent on its production. It is'
sss: #fizika_besserdechnaya_suka
CHC: So is it. Constructive proposal: What if we were slaves?by 7?

xxx: find the real meat in the board))
WOW: I know people like that – they will find meat in the breadth, and then they will cry: Oh rats, Oh bats.

Once in my childhood I was almost obsessed with the devil, because at the age of eight I suddenly began to like horror films, and in the church I was capricious, I was crying.

My grandmother, who led me to the same church, was simply discouraged - to say, this is what the life-giving cross does, in the child some kind of wickedness sits, and nobody knows! Urgent injections of holy water, prayer and a cross on the pulse, the avos will bring the attack!

In short, there were a lot of conversations with parents, different theories that were put forward, where they did not follow up with education, and recipes from the RPC. To me the questioning row never reached, and over time everyone has more or less accepted this my oddity, and no one has ever learned that in fact, in the unhealthy passion for horror movies was partially to blame the grandmother herself.

The fact is that I stayed with her every Saturday, and on Sunday we went to work from morning. When I fell asleep at eleven in the evening, I slept exactly an hour before my grandmother went to bed. Her wild snoring woke me up like a stroke of pollen on my head, and I was embarrassed to crush her and ask not to snore. Since the apartment was one-room, and there was nowhere to get away from this sound, in the end, I quietly turned on the TV, where the horrors just started, and until the morning asked a movie marathon, shaking under the blanket. Grandma was up at six, and I had time to turn it off and pretend to be asleep. Then, at seven o'clock, I was "wake up", fed breakfast and dragged to the church, where there was a monotonous drum of popes, under which I slept very well. I was not allowed to sleep, I was capricious.

Maybe I should have given this explanation to my parents when I was a child, but who would have asked me?

I served in the Israeli army. We are full of religious bearded guys.
The day before the war in Iraq, everyone was forced to shave. Well, like the anti-gas, they were waiting for an Iranian attack.
it was some type of writer.. you go and half of the people on the base you can't recognize in the backdrop.. and I only managed to serve on this base for a week at the time.. I didn't always recognize everyone with the beards.. thank God I wasn't the only debboeb who went and asked everyone "and you were the type who". Well, or called the cell phone, looked at the sides who took the phone and grabbed what accidentally hit :)