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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150521
 16.06.2018
In a police state, the best lives are the police and those they protect. They are not people.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №150520
 16.06.2018
The story of yesterday:
https://www.anekdot.ru/id/953610/

Sorry, I am not trained in high standards. I will tell you how I think: the bridegroom there broke his ass to please the bride. She drank him to the last. I divorced him later. But first they both moved to London and now live there singing. and together.
What a romance. And I will say so for myself - a simple tractorist, kept his bride in its entirety until the marriage. Although I wanted. Six months on the gold ring. It’s no worse than London. But there were no surprises. As accumulated - bought, handed over, Since then 43 years already happy in marriage. Seven children were raised. I want to die with her one day. Because I have nothing to do here without her. I believe that when this day comes, we will have time, as always, to light candles and feed the cats of the homeless. Shame on them. Just like all of these London fifts. They sought, smashed, destroyed and forged marriages, arranged surprises, left the Motherland. Why Why? Mishura is all. My life is real. I lived happily with my only wife. Without any surprises.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150519
 16.06.2018
2016 is the year of falling oil prices. Call of the King of Saudi Arabia to the President of Russia:
“We want Russia to join OPEC’s restrictions on oil production.
We want to win at least one match at the 2018 World Cup.
We have agreed.

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