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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67093
 16.07.2012
Necro KOT: And we have a girl loser in the office - "your boy". I went to buy a wedding dress and eventually came from Playstein 3. =) is
Necro KOT: And without a dress =(

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67092
 16.07.2012
At two o’clock at night he went to smoke, didn’t close the door to the room – he woke up the whole apartment.
How is it?
How is it! "The virus database has been successfully updated" - this is how!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №67091
 16.07.2012
Based on the information I know, I love you.
The husband of Cushman.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67090
 16.07.2012
Anna: and I walked the cucumbers in the garden)
The masquerade?
Anna: The Wind

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67089
 16.07.2012
Tagged: Serena Jolie
WOW: very...
HH: And where do they get those?
They don’t do that anymore, sadly.
XHHH: you can try to get the Zhenya refined with a napkin)))
Jennie is still good.
But he is in the underground and is guarded by a dragon.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67088
 16.07.2012
This is a bread factory!! This is food production! There should be PPS as clean! You can eat from the floor.
WOW, what are you right about? There you can eat from the floor, which, by the way, is done by cockroaches and mice.

A (C)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67087
 16.07.2012
I’m waiting for a list of you!! Exactly at 14-00
MMM: I have already invited everyone. Until no one tells me that he will not come.
I need a quantity.
Mmm: 12 persons
Tagged: accurate
mmm: 12.0 persons

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67086
 16.07.2012
Alyona: No, you’re building crazed plans.
Rehearsal "Mua-ha-ha" in front of the mirror

There is a bath and sunshine.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67085
 16.07.2012
One of the guest fans is FC FNL. The appointment of Capello. Coach of Russia

The Siberian:
The Russian national team from today is the Clan Capello. Dusha Lays, he is Your Problems, Kerj the Gnitten Bullet, Al Dzagone, the Berezini brothers... The Irresistible Irishman O'Nyukov, the Twindeer Roma Shirokez and other colorful boys.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67084
 16.07.2012
YYYY: Yesterday I called Zzz. I asked if it hurt to cut the veins.
X: Did you answer it?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Why? →

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67083
 16.07.2012
Has anyone left the cakes on the bench?
Do you understand what this means?
Flower flowers exist!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67082
 16.07.2012
xxx:I and my boyfriend, we don't like social, sex, a lot of sex and borsches.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №67081
 16.07.2012
Review of the Indian Horror Film Ghost.
X: I can’t stand it! Dance for 20 minutes!
We are on the 10th.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №67080
 16.07.2012
There is nothing more pleasant than to hear in Western Europe a native and slightly dissatisfied "just, crazy, a moment"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67079
 16.07.2012
Beautiful is far from being terrible close.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №67078
 16.07.2012
They told the story that happened 15 years ago, also in a hot July.

The director of the Palnikov psychinternat went to Maysky near Krasnokamsk for a pork unit to buy pigs for the internat - to feed the psyches.
I took an enclosure with me. They go to Nivea.

While the director walked, picked pigs, the farmer ate with familiar pig farmers in the slum.
Four pigs in two boxes. One in the luggage compartment, the other in the rear seat.
The drunk man is sitting in front of him, sleeping.
They go. The overseer rolls around the cabin, preventing the director from driving the car. He wanted to attach him, but he was thick, the belt was lacking. The director thought, got the pharmacy box, pulled a roll out of it and wrapped the wardrobe to the seat.

Close to the Stone Bridge. It was still narrow there. The cars barely float. In addition, the pigs got out of the boxes, ran, collapsed in the "Niva". There is nowhere to stop, hot, drunk snoring.

Haishnik brakes at the post at the bridge: "Your documents" and looks at the housing attached to the plaster. The face becomes confused.
You are who? He asks the director.
The one with anger says, “I am the fool’s director!!!”
At this time from the rear seat to the front driver's over the shoulder of the director comes out a pig face and whispers.

Haishnik, without looking at the documents, gives them back and says, "Happy journey!"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67077
 16.07.2012
The re-success of the MMM proves that the main Russian trouble is still not roads.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67076
 16.07.2012
DoveKill: At first I wanted to pathetically ask, “And you, 60 heads, couldn’t disable these little things!” but while you answered, I had time to smoke and you better say, “How many feet has a chin?”

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №67075
 16.07.2012
Lorraine: If I ever become a superhero, I will be a woman – a panda that mercilessly conquers the enemies with its elegant bluishes around the eyes, not leaving the opponents even a chance to win: they come to fight and I sleep. an inevitable ton of plush carelessness in the name of goodness and justice.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67074
 16.07.2012
A: At the time of falling into the black hole, everything should be fine. You just get into singularity after the end of time.
BBB: I’m nervous about singularities
WSJ: I am in trouble

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