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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №33041
 16.07.2010
FoXy (14:50:09 15/07/2010)
I’m already dumb.

FoXy (14:50:16 15/07/2010)
Probably on Thursday.)

Kitty-Dasha (14:51:01 15/07/2010)
Do you determine the days of the week by the degree of curvature of your consciousness?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33040
 16.07.2010
and simple:
Today on mail.ru saw a wonderful game, a brief description:
The Steam Farm:
Grow trains, fertilize engineers, divorce friends!

Does it seem to me, or is it really shit?? to

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33039
 16.07.2010
j4r: fucking... knocked into the old fan (orbit-5) with a pen, there the circle appeared, I think funny, so everything in the circles painted, then jumped on the cotton hernia with a solvent, wiped out, so the sharp effect when rubbing, the tone so changes evenly, then rolled the third speed, the whole hernia painted, then jumped into it - a little went to the edges, a little more, another 3 times - nothing, I think cool, type express cleaning)), I cut off the fan, all the blades in the shit, monkey, table...
j4r: fuck, even the sex
J4R is a bed.
j4r: I am now sitting in the room dray :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33038
 16.07.2010
by Alexandra (0:55)
Peter, what about the delivery?
by Peter Andreevich (0:56)
Everything is OK. Due to the value of the documents transported, I decided to go personally. In three or four hours, I’ll bring you all to your office.
by Alexandra (0:56)
very well. We are pleased to have chosen your company. What about payment?
by Alexander (1:14)
Peter...
by Peter Andreevich (1:22)
by Fuck!
by Alexander (1:22)
Amy, is there a problem?
by Peter Andreevich (1:23)
Never, Alexander, NEVER sit down and fuck in "Sapsan"!!! to
by Alexander (1:26)
Bugga..)))) Peter, we have consulted all the offices here...))) We will cut 25%, if you agree to give publicity to this deal.)))
by Peter Andreevich (1:26)
In the sense?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33037
 16.07.2010
Oh no, you just don’t understand everything. He and I have been studying together since the first grade. Then we went to the universe in one group, to the auto school together. Together we went into the army. Even my son looks like him. He is my best friend! I have no doubts about his loyalty.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He is like my son!!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33036
 16.07.2010
Two brothers are fighting:
1 You are an idiot!
Do you know what emo is?
No, but what is it?
I don’t know, maybe it’s a type of strauss.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33035
 16.07.2010
girl (23:36:05 14/07/2010)
What do you get from Peter?

girl (23:36:12 14/07/2010)
well

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №33034
 16.07.2010
Angelina Jolie, who played the Russian spy in the film "Salt", obliged producers to invite Anna Chapman to the premiere in Russia.
<BAPBAPBAP> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33033
 16.07.2010
...but because of the increased popularity among the masses this site is essentially a collection of dumb pictures with even more dumb signatures, and 90% of its visitors who post these pictures and comments to them are concerned about all sorts of psychological complexes minor degenerates, whose opinion, of course, should not be taken seriously.
Are you talking about VKontakte?
HH: No...
HGH: Although...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33032
 16.07.2010
Danka: [Archi 00:05:47]>> in all " spring"
A thief of his happiness. Everything in your hands
I will love girls.
by night
In the parks...
Are you going to be a maniac?
I: Do not stick to words
I will give love.
Refusals are not accepted.

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