Mother scratched her cheek and lubricated it with a cream, on the cream the inscription - "cream from cracks." I could not resist:
Mom, has your mouth broken?

Blood in the bath while brushing your teeth can mean that you killed and dismembered a person in the bathroom, and like nothing else went to brush your teeth. Contact the nearest department of the IMD or the RPC.

Now ApplePad issued:"There is nothing to cancel. Canceled by"
I was confused...

You are not literate, I will teach you :)
Y: I do not want! A thick face
X: It is sad
D is fucking!
X is fucking!* is
It is all, harsh!
X is good*
A: You have to go!
X :...

The summer. The heat.
She: Nothing, I will remind you when you ask for a bottle of water to drink...
Is this the one I took from home?
She: Yes, that’s in my bag now!
He is the Aha that I carry in my hands.

Sergant744: Fuck, I want myself on the tombstone "respawn in 3..2..1"

Who is afraid of the cat? My fool also gets stuck in her with the nail of one leg and sits with such a look, typically it was conceived... And when I approach to help her get out, she begins to bite and scratch me with a free leg! Is he not crazy? :)

<@hamper_> shakes from one developer a terrible word heard
<@hamper_> bishop

Elijah is offending me!
YYY: How is it?
He said that once I’m going to work at the “Alpha Bank,” I’m going to be called Alpha!and ((
Congratulations on the new nick!
It does not eat!!! to

(not to me)
I want to go to the club like this, but I don’t have anything to wear and no keys.
(not to me)
I sometimes dance at home at night XD
[ I ]
I stopped doing this when I watched the movie “The Silence of the Lambs,” where a maniac, grabbing a female scalp, danced in front of the mirror, condemning “How cool you are, I would fuck you.”

Didiseven: Tomato juice has only 2 states.
1"Something is not salt"
2" to be damned! Tagged with"

( by

Maikl_never: I remember, I was 23 years old, and I already served in the police. I bought a cognac in the store. And the seller suddenly asks: "Isn’t it early"?
I looked at the clock like a fool.

Theme on the formula "Your worst dream"
by Pashenka:
by Dacia. My dog (I don’t have a dog) held a nail-crawler in his teeth and ordered apples to fall from the trees. Then we talked with her about the arrangement of the universe, that the next time you need to leave a trap in the universe so that you can see the landscapes of other planets. That our universe is actually one tiny point in the next and that matter will just gain volume in the next universe, which will cause an explosion as all matter will be concentrated at one point.
It rained and a man of lithium ran past us. He was burning and shouted terribly, "Suka go here on" and moved his hands messy, touching the healthy crystals of salt that grew instead of urticaria. Every time the crystal was dissolved, it was very long issuing the loud "trrrrrrrr-rr".

In the morning, I found out that all night some drunk mu'aki wore under the windows, cyclists came and removed them.
Guys, I’m like no complaints, thank you for silencing these, but please use silencers (at least at night). You are better than these...

Ajax: My wife left in the morning... for two weeks... so boring at home... Now I can jongle with 3 oranges ^__^

Something I’m starting to confuse... "Zamkadyši" on which side of the MCA are they living?

If money does not bring happiness, you are not spending it on it.

How to Become the Subject of a Woman's Desire (not mine)

Everyone knows, camaradas, the attitude of our ladies to foreigners. Going to any dating site with foreigners, on the same bride.ru, I noticed as if other girls. On the streets, I find them very rarely – young, beautiful, sexy. In the photo, whether half-clothed or half-naked, you and the cancer and the shit, everything to see. Like never been married and no kids.
Respect the same humility and decency, honest, kind, sincere,
and gentle. It appears to be written from the dictionary, not from the mirror. And look there for foreigners, a parade of urds, 30 years older than the applicants.

But go to the Russian dating site type love.rambler.ru girls as if from another planet. I will be silent about appearance, about culture, about myself.
“everyone to the garden”, “I’ll cut off and I’ll be silent”, “Hello, as a business – to the blacklist”, “without a photo go on”, “not even look at the misery”, “sex on the
1-2 times past, 3-4 times to the same", "children fall", continue the list I don't think it is worth it!? to

Why one for one only the passport of the West everything, and the other to swallow the dust for bites? In 2 months learned the super-minimum of the vocabulary in the form of
700 words, a minimum set of disc grammar for 150 re and, trust me, I know English much better than 90% Russian bride. You just need to check out on any website with a decent set of our, obviously not for an English or American. A Swedish, a Danish, a Norwegian, a German will fit well. All you need is a little fantasy and a few photos from the trip. You won’t believe how you will become popular with your own people. Within 24 hours after registration, the sea of love is at your disposal. 27 years old and decent.
Reliable, serious is what makes you the object of attention, not the opposite.

After a week of light correspondence, I called and spoke in person, showing a passionate desire to see, an urgent trip to the chosen for the first time.
The acquaintance. You can’t imagine what wonders IP telephony and proxy servers do. You can get bored in parallel as much as you have time, strength and male health (at the moment I meet with the 3rd).
Reporting the arrival of the n-rail from Stockholm, soon I was pleasantly waiting for her with a dull smiling look at Sheremetyevo, a sign in the teeth of "Thomas" (like a neighbor's cat) and a chilly bouquet of roses. I was met by Hope, a young, slim brunette with a 3rd-size buffer in a stretching dress. He went with an empty cupboard on the wheels to the station, said goodbye and went home, allegedly
to the hotel. The perfect knowledge of English for a Swedish is not necessary, and Swedish, at the very end, you can be an emigrant. Speak clearly and with a strong accent.

From beginning to end you will be accompanied by shocking facts, so don’t be so surprised. After a walk in Moscow, I visited. for
10 years of nibbling, I didn't have a single tea poured with butter at the first meeting at home, and here nobody but a "chicken" on the bench humbly in the teeth of 5 salads, pigeons, chicken, borscht, in general, all the delights of Russian cuisine and don't believe - she poured me white. Then the aunt went to a friend with a night.

Do you think passing is unpleasant for women, and it hurts in the pop? I also thought so.
More than 2 times I was not enough, but these 2 times cost all 10 years of sexual life, I was deprived of my virginity for the second time, and the first time I was more passive than active.

It was great, she admitted.
Go ahead, I couldn’t stand it.

One bad thing - after the failure of Stirlic beaten, and beaten brutally.

What about the “scientific niche”?
and vacuum.

On the website of Confessions...

My boyfriend and I had almost the same dream tonight. He fought with my ex.
What could this mean?

1 comment: He lied

She is fucking! I am hot!
He is: not me. It's not hot lol