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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117370
 16.08.2015
In Moscow there is a trolley bus stop "Volgogradsky Prospekt", which is named after a metro station named after a street named after a city named after a river.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117369
 16.08.2015
I am a smart girl, do you doubt?
In my time, I did not immediately come to how to write Roman numbers in the word.
I found through the search engine an article containing Roman numbers.
XHH: copied and composed as needed in your document ^^
It came without any external help. It was funny and a little embarrassing.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117368
 16.08.2015
He received "ban" for excessive zeal. Shaken to the depths of his modern soul. My torments and sufferings will be outlined in a short essay "I and Ban".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117367
 16.08.2015
My husband calls me "on a business trip" with newspapers from home. We are well. and RJT. Little came up with a gentle domestic nickname for the cat: Žmurik. I failed to convince. No, well, it’s clear – the kiss is so sweet! (and it is almost always demanded) What other interpretations can there be?? to
Now we are swimming in the Cheburashka aquarium (turtle, questions are not for me), in the warehouse is sad about patients "Infectious Department No. 1" (According to the version of my husband - "House No. 6". Terrarium for slugs, which last summer was regularly replenished with poor, sick, suffering on the street slugs. As is clear from the history, we have visited the infection ourselves). And at night, he walks around the house and sometimes swallows the jamming. That kind of cushion :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117366
 16.08.2015
Recommend some family melody.
If it comes to family, lost parents and family values, then the last Terminator.

[ + 11 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117365
 16.08.2015
A Crimean officer was assigned to serve in Vladivostok.But they cannot take the position.And all because in the case he is prone to betrayal.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117364
 16.08.2015
She: I understood
I need a separate closet and a small suitcase for every body care.
A closet and a suitcase if you go somewhere.

If you suddenly move
Separate Railway Container

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117363
 16.08.2015
Technical progress is, for the most part, the invention of increasingly high-tech grills, which are becoming easier to attack.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117362
 16.08.2015
The author of all our favorite comics, Lynn, is getting married! Congratulations to Lynn!
In fact, Lin is two men.

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