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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9060
 16.08.2008
I hate the status of Everyone!! (I wonder how many people will ask "why?")

Ksardas: And how much did he ask? =) is
Term1t: What are you talking about?
Ksardas: about the status
Term1t: :D :D :D everyone asks "how much asked?" *ROFL*


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №9059
 16.08.2008
We are sitting at the doorstep of the corner with a dumb dust! a friend lives alone! at night! a bell at the door... my friend:
who?
There is a spindle:
Pay me for the washing!
The response of this two-meter spire (friend) killed me:
No adult is at home and closes the door.
The boy was in shock...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9058
 16.08.2008
[00:42:23] <LoveEgoist> no, I will wait for you coworker))
[00:43:03] <Psycho...> mmm... thank you my madmuazel... you are so kind... I am touched to the depths of my heart by your indulgence... thank you
[00:44:18] <Love Egoist> not worth thank you Messie...I am so polished by your attention that these few minutes will not cause me any inconvenience
[00:46:28] <Psycho...>hhmm... I hope those moments when your breaths will participate and your body will timidly and convulsively beat in my hands, when I will burn your body with my hot breath and passionate kisses... appear to you eternity.
[00:47:21] <Love Egoist> I seem to have thrown out a book with novels...
Psycho... sorry, but I found your book in the garden... following the smell of your ghosts, I stumbled upon it... and blatantly crumbled in the bushes on that scratched book... a thousand devils! Madame to Madame! You made me crazy!!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9057
 16.08.2008
Mark: You probably have a lot of brakes in your chat? I am right?
Dream Girl: In the sense of brakes?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9056
 16.08.2008
For the third week there is no hot water.Today I pulled out a young apple from the seed hole of the shell.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9055
 16.08.2008
Listen to.............
Yesterday I and a friend walked over Brest at night. The situation: 2 o'clock at night. I wanted sweets. Only a pharmacy nearby. We enter:
- and you have.... - the seller smiles sweetly and understandably -.... HEMATOGEN!.... you would see her face!and :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9054
 16.08.2008
According to the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, among the trophies dropped by the Georgian military, we will find a passport for the name of Saakashvili Mikhail!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9053
 16.08.2008
In the morning, the fly in an incomprehensible way got into the copier, after half an hour could not leave after the office manager tried several times to shell it off the copy of the document.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9052
 16.08.2008
At the end of the working day, the following conversation will be held between the employees at the terminal (comp with 1C):
-"Bla Khusha I'm she stitching up this monitor"
After a short pause
Go to! No one has screwed me yet.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9051
 16.08.2008
According to Dni.Ru, Russian hackers have also attacked the Georgian president’s website. Now the situation can be described as a game of chess. We take the blow, the site hangs, we restore the system for two hours, the site works for 30-45 minutes, then the hackers find ways to break it again,” said Mikhail Saakashvili, a U.S. cybersecurity specialist supporting the site.

High-tech experts found that the attacks were carried out from 500 addresses simultaneously, all of which were registered in Russia. The hackers sent the server too many requests, so it could not cope with them, resulting in the site of the Georgian leader completely stopped or slowed sharply.

Hey, American specialists will never understand the phenomenon of Bash’s army. and :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9050
 16.08.2008
Cats (11:40:14 7/08/2008)
Hey... survived... in the requests of Google started putting smiley... and the main thing didn’t immediately notice... what I think fucking looking for =((

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9049
 16.08.2008
I read in the comments on YouTube to the video, where the Saakashvili type is nicking from "bombing"

Bugagunta
I read a lot of posts and I see - many countries(georgia, ukrain, latvian and other) - sucks at USA, Saakashvili pendos...By the way, you remember WW II?

The guy really tried not to burn that he was Russian.)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9048
 16.08.2008
Cuba supported Russia in the conflict with Georgia!
xxx: I said
yyy: ahah, the Cuban peacekeeping contingent is under pressure
Zzz: and there will be peace in the world

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9047
 16.08.2008
Almaty (12:00:42 14/08/2008)
I broke your puppet.

Strawberry (12:01:00 14/08/2008)
Thank you, I have long dreamed.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9046
 16.08.2008
Fallout 3: Fallout 3 will be released when we live in it

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9045
 16.08.2008
There was a case. Comrades moulded the grass and decided to smoke it somewhere in the fence, which they successfully accomplished. One man, having decided that he was enough, went home. Others still stopped and, coming out of the forest, saw at the stop the same man who was supposed to have left an hour ago. There was such a dialogue:
Are you doing heroes here?
I take the bus...
...??? to
The bus is coming in, I stand at the door and I don’t go in, the bus is waiting and leaving... already the fifth fuck! >_<

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9044
 16.08.2008
Voting on the Tracker:

Do we need a hub?
Yes to! 50 percent
No is. 30 percent
I do not know. 30 percent

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9043
 16.08.2008
The conversation between two friends in 12 days:
Maybe a beer?
2: No, I am on a carbohydrate-free diet...maybe on vodka?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9042
 16.08.2008
<R> What is the "Nite Ariadne"?
<B> How do you explain? GPS navigation by the ancient Greeks.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9041
 16.08.2008
Niferti (from Albanian) Do not turn around.

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