[12:16:44] Cantemire: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Wellington formed a double! Alex gave the ball to Ibson, who quickly transferred to Welliton. He left Rodolfo and confidently surpassed Guillerme.
[12:16:55] Kantemir: The harsh Russian football.

Lord of Elves
I have had a long-lasting beetle.

Lord of Elves
mobile phone *

Lord of Elves
The Gundos

<shprot> met a girl - turned out to be a prosecutor
<shprot> I was
<shprot> at the top - by my area
<shprot> grit - drug addicts fucking
<shprot> I nervously crushed the grass in the stove

YYY: that is. to introduce me with a vibrator in the bathroom is the norm, and to fuck in the ash is not?? to

list of questions of the girl on mail.ru in order:
How to deal with insomnia?
What days are the chances of getting pregnant?
Sex with a condom, what is the probability of pregnancy? If it doesn’t break, how can I get pregnant?
At the beginning of sex, the guy didn't dress correctly, immediately noticing this dress correctly, can you get pregnant in this way?
2 weeks later *
5) Girls, but if I know the exact date of conception...

I never got rid of insomnia.

XXX: The Orange Sky
XXX: Orange Collar
The Orange Nanotechnology
XXX: The Orange Camel
XXX: The Police
XXX: Orange Military
The Orange Innovation
The Orange Song
Yyy: Dmitry Anatolich, take off your glasses

Trickster
The thought! Where are meteorologists studying?

TheIggs
In the meteorological.

Trickster
The last time I hear about that. In which university/size is such a specialty?

Trickster
There is a presumption that in Hogwarts, at the department of prophecy

It is almost impossible to argue with a woman who closes in the toilet, standing at the door when you have diarrhea.

From Max Art:

Yesterday before going to bed a bottle of rum for two with a friend, today in the morning broke into a barrel. I got a pork with Brazil paper on it.
and smiled.
I remember having a friend in a game with such a nick. Yes Yes Yes. and Brazil.
His name was Lecha.

After 2 minutes I caught myself in the thought that I was dividing meat, murmuring under my nose "because there was Alekhiko with you... about Alekhiko you breathe in vain..."

Sometimes I wonder where it all comes from :)

Russia is burning on its own for the first time - without intersection.
Tatar Mongolia, Napoleon and Hitler.

I stayed in the country with the old Gabist Yuri Tarasovich. We sit on a bench under a pear, talking sweetly, suddenly his granddaughter grabbed:
“Daddy, I’m running, Home 2 is starting!”! to
(grandfather) - Yes, it's all about passing away, looking disgusted... I, by the way, myself was once a member of House-2.
My granddaughter was frozen in the summer.
As a participant? Tell me!
- Before the war, my mom and dad lived in Kiev at the VIP. The Room
House of 2...
Well, it’s not interesting, you just lived, without votes and new ones.
participants of the project.
Well, why... We had everything very clear about this. As I remember, before
He is still shaking.
In one of the rooms lived unnoticed aunt Kira, she worked as a secretary in the
The NKVD and her chief, in the form of an encouragement, allowed one person to enter the shooting lists a week. Almost everyone in our community knew about it. Who has forgotten the lights in the wardrobe or has not missed the aunt?
Kiro without a row to the laundry... disappeared the same night. The next day, my family was taken. What you do not House-2, only here they are driven out of the fence, and we sent it "to the moon"
Who of us held a week and so nothing understood left forever, who a month and who a year...
My mom tied her aunt Kira’s socks and she wrapped the towels... so we survived from the 37th to the 39th.
One beautiful night they came for aunt Kira (her chief was arrested the day before). I heard her screaming through the door and begging to let her go for half an hour to fix the lists. The NCDs said x...
“There is no immunity this week, and aunt Kira is on the moon like everybody else. The attendees were waiting for her in that light.
The celebration in our municipality began that same night. Everyone cried and hugged, and the next time they hugged on Victory Day.
You and your grandmother are watching House 2, and I am somehow after all that has been experienced and sad and ugly.

When trying to choose from two containers, one of which was written "Militia" and on the other "Police", Paul attempted to drown on his own thumb.

She: Now tell me something about yourself.
I look like Apollo.
He is only blank, white.
He and the blue eye.
He is: and still beautiful
He shoots from the bow.
He is immortal.
He: And I am not... Well, in the rest, he’s thrown out.

Dimon (Ukrop) today in the store issued...
2 What again?
1: It’s our turn and he gives out: "me a foil and a bottle". He keeps silent, realizing that he has not flogged, and the seller is already relentlessly stretching him the chocolate coke.

X: Give up
X: Ramzan Kadyrov said
X: What I no longer want
X: Being a President
Y:...and wants to be the ruler of the sea...

Let’s make a fictional marriage and I get citizenship.
Please, but on condition
She : what?
Marriage will be real.
She: What is the difference?
In actual marriage, people fuck.

Come to sleep and watch football.
So they have already won.
You and the cattle!! I specifically turned off the radio. We have not played yet.
I didn’t say who won...
One more word and I will cut off your Bulgarian eggs!

Oh Pasha, such a fox without a brain dies.

Listen, I fed my cat with fish.
XXX:...and then after 15 minutes I forgot about it and poured him to drink milk...
XXX: What do you think will happen to him?
Do you care so much about your cat?
XXX: No...just so that he won’t avenge me later...

on a porn forum where there is no option to delete a profile:
Please delete my profile for unnecessary (found a girl)