I call my boyfriend home. And now he has a new fun: he took somewhere right and is all the time fighting with her. The Conversation:
I: How is it?
He: Yes, he came from the universe.
I: What are you doing?
Where is the cement on the third floor?
I am O_O
* Through the whisper of the rack I hear a voice: "Right, right!"*
He is: to the left! to the left!!! to
I: What are you doing there?! to
He: Yes, I caught the frequency at which the builders communicate, there is a construction nearby... here I play with them... listen, let me call you later, soon the working day will end, and we still have so many things not done...

I ask my grandmother:
Why did you teach German at school and not English?
Hitler would have won!
O_O

And: I had a similar real story, sat down about 8 years ago for a compost until a deep night, and a comrade sent me an animated scorpion picture, the animation was that the scorpion flashed with healthy eyes about once a minute and that’s all. And here I am sleepy looking at this picture, but when this infection blinked, the dream as a hand removed...

Commander of the Army: Comrade of the Army and Comrade of the Army. Buying a house:
1) in the middle of the house, closer to the lower floors (you will never pour water out of the roof in the spring and autumn, and in the winter, hot water in the pipes will be heated not in half an hour after switching on, but almost immediately. And the pressure in the evening, when everything is washed, will not be 1 ml per second, but normal. And when the elevator crashes you won't die with a potato ball to go to the 8th floor.
2) on the dark side (you will never get the sun in your eyes and the heat in the spring, when the batteries are still heating, and on the street already under 20 in the sun)
3) windows inside the courtyard (no crazy boxes under the windows with fucking Maxims all day at full volume, no fucking trucks at 3 p.m. at full power, etc.)
St. John’s Army: Never. never ever. Do not buy an apartment in the house where there is a shop/restaurant/café/bread-cutting machine/casino/some-or-other-brain-cutting room.
Z is. I am sick =(

I heard it on the radio:
The sense of self-worth is an erection.

GRAY 14:01 Suppose I borrowed from you 10 rubles. I went to the store and lost them. I met a friend and took 5 rubles from him, bought 2 cigarettes for 1 ruble. I have 3 rubles. I gave them to you and I owe you 7 rubles. A friend 5. Total of 12 rubles. Plus I have two cigarettes and that 14 rubles. Where did the ruble go?? to

Garinich 14:23
The inflation...

1 Hello to you!! to
I got such a joke.Brother left abroad and left his computer to me.said that he would send everything to the mail.But he did not tell me the password.Tell me how you can hack the password.
Thanks in advance

2 Call your brother.
"Ben, eto Danila, ай nid хэлp"

Love is when you want to read poetry to a girl and fuck her on the window at the same time.
c) Nine lilies

1 (21:47:57 11/09/2008)
Are you here?? to

2 (21:48:50 11/09/2008)
Yes Yes

1 (21:49:46 11/09/2008)
Sitting like a fool in the ass.

Last post in LiveJournal by one of the friends dated 12.02.2008
The employee showed lineage2, need to try now, and from heard so many times, not tried. I wonder what can be so lengthy in it?and :)

Katya
You can imagine that I lost the oak today!

Artem
O_O

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Guess the mystery: it will lead the glass eye,
It will click once and we will remember you. Who is it?

Yyy: The optimistic option is a photographer. A pessimistic sniper.

xxx: o_o

In response to the website of the Estonian Biological Institute ebi.ee, the Belarusian Institute of Education opened its website nie.by

Assistant Director calls. The dialogue.
Q: How do I find the diagonal?
Diagonal of what?
Q: Well, I have width and height. How do I find the diagonal?
I: I understand, the diagonal of the screen?
P: Well yes. The width is 88 centimeters, the height 60 centimeters.
I: Well how, you take a square of width, add a square of height. Then take a square root.
Q: How to get a square root?
I am :???? Repeat the question again?
Q: How to take a square root? I did not have mathematics, we were not taught this in linguistic.
I: This is what is taught in school.
Q: No, it was much easier in school, it was in the third class! There were no roots yet.
I: Well, if in the third class, they found a diagonal line: they applied to one corner and to the other...
Q: Well then I’ll try the ambulance.
This is the task of the fifth class. The Pythagorean Theorem.
Q: What kind of Pythagoras?
The most ordinary! The amount of squares...
Q: Can you find me a diagonal?
I: Yes, it would be easier... (counting on the calculator) 42 inches.

Khao :
Today Vova (my director) asks me: "for a good erection is better increased pressure or low?"
Petya from across the corner declares: "Baba normal is needed!"

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hi to you! I love young girls, I kill them and break them apart, and then I eat them all.
WOW :
Hello, and I am a fan of CSKA :)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fuck you won.

I have an anomaly in my room: the carpet is floating... I could barely convince myself that it is the wind blowing out of the gap and raising the carpet.

and Odessa.

Dimaso
I walk by the assembly every day.

Dimaso
There was a man walking a dog right next to the cathedral.
The dog licked something and the man said:"Silent God will come out to fuck".

I’m going to die ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Our aunt fell asleep, holding her face on her hand, like looking at Mon. They kept quiet. We sit down and work...there’s a whirlwind from there. the face fell on the key)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) all in tears