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[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36144
 16.09.2010
xxx (15:44:18 16/09/2010)
At work, the girl fell alone and could not close her mouth... We were taken by an ambulance. I only saw that in the cinema.
yyy (15:45:12 16/09/2010)
A poor girl
xxx (15:46:11 16/09/2010)
This is only the beginning of history.
yyy (15:46:36 16/09/2010)
What? Starting the whole office?
xxx (15:46:51 16/09/2010)
She put her jaw in and she came back.
But the doctor warned that the structure of her jaw was such that it was necessary to sew carefully and for the night in the next month or two better a bandage.
xxx (15:47:24 16/09/2010)
What happens to a normal person when he can’t get rid of it?
yyy (15:47:36 16/09/2010)

xxx (15:47:48 16/09/2010)
is right! I want to go like a jacket.
In short, the girl again on the way to the hospital office lies under the tables
yyy (15:47:56 16/09/2010)

xxx (15:48:58 16/09/2010)
And when she arrives, doctors fall under the tables.
Life is beautiful and amazing, but surprisingly more.
yyy (15:49:11 16/09/2010)
:D I think they won't risk anymore and will switch it over right away)
xxx (15:50:27 16/09/2010)
Those who
If she returns in the nightclub, the editorial work will be paralyzed until the end of the day.

[ + 76 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36143
 16.09.2010
Lord, take Lady Gaga, Timati, Britney Spears, Tokyo Hotel, and at least all at once and return Freddy to us.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36142
 16.09.2010
Chapter 8: I’m tired
YYY: Why are you tired?I sat all day listening to music in pairs!
XXX: But it was heavy music!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36141
 16.09.2010
What do you do tonight?
I think I’ll agree with you for tea.
She: Is it okay?
He: But before that, of course, to calm down a little...
So what about tea?
He says: I agree!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №36140
 16.09.2010
yyy: the smell of the house smells of gasoline, or gas... very strong
I am afraid I will explode!
XXX is calm. Put a candle and pray.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36139
 16.09.2010
Aleks0327: If there are any suggestions, requests, wishes, write)
Roverbee: Running away from Lech...
Alex0327: I am Sanya...
Roverbee: The More Running

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36138
 16.09.2010
<pingvin> People, who will advise to account for traffic lock?
<levsha> unlimited

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36137
 16.09.2010
<[GNZ]Oodin> [sky]Maña: After shaking in the silence and tranquility of sex you want in 10 minutes, after normal sex - you can experience the rise and euphoria for another week or two

<[Sky]Enlarge_you_pencil> [GNZ]Oodin: in the army the rise can be experienced a year!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №36136
 16.09.2010
tanicist
Hi to

metahom2
Hi to

tanicist
What do you

metahom2
He gathered questions for you. I mean, I am ? ? ? ?? to

metahom2
When it’s over, I’ll collect.

tanicist
They why me.

metahom2
The Wall *

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36135
 16.09.2010
by Marisa (19:10)
Are you in Khabarovsk?

by Tim (19:10)
I am in Vladivostok.

by Marika (19:11) :
Is this city nearby?
How many minutes to drive?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36134
 16.09.2010
In Novosibirsk, the head of the anti-corruption commission was detained for receiving a bribe of 300,000 rubles. You say there is no justice in the world ;)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36133
 16.09.2010
Ten years of professional opera vocals and rehearsals of soloists in a heavy metal group are nothing compared to two lectures read in the first course... I broke my voice after these lectures ((((

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36132
 16.09.2010
xxx: I know the story of a four-metre soma...who lived somewhere on the Volga! He swallowed a little girl...and then her mother! The girl’s father then caught him and scattered him. Inside were his wife and daughter.

Yyy:...and two dozen ships
Then they all went out and lived long and happy.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36131
 16.09.2010
English for five!and p :
2Ivanhoe - Cho for a stupid nick - Ivan Hoi, Punk Choli?
Ivanhoe is:
You, as I look at it, "English"-just like metal handed - on weight?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36130
 16.09.2010
Well there you build a town... stores, banks... houses, cafes... people sleep...
Then the ball was tired. Remove it from the appendix. How are they there...?
It is a well-known case. God, see, has been removed from our application

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №36129
 16.09.2010
(Talk about a newly bought friend of a sea pig)
Is she already accustomed to drinking?

She doesn’t need a naphid! I read here that they get all the necessary fluid from food. So they don’t drink water at all!

Do you know the sea pig?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36128
 16.09.2010
XXX: Unknown
xxx: out of the direction I was seriously interested in where the desk is stored - in monitors or in that black box.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36127
 16.09.2010
Alyosha (21:27:23 15/09/2010)
Specialists from the Massachusetts University of Technology developed a rather original shirt, which received the name Sp4rkl3. It should be liked by many girls. The fact is that this shirt shines in different colors while walking. Interestingly, the higher the speed of walking, the brighter the shirt will shine. Naturally, it did not go without high technology, which helped to realize the idea of the creators.

Alyosha (21:28:29 15/09/2010)
They would have made clothes with a sirene.

Alyosha (21:28:36 15/09/2010)
Not having sex for a long time

Alyosha (21:28:39 15/09/2010)
I want to pull

Alyosha (21:28:44 15/09/2010)
Here it voices.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №36126
 16.09.2010
XXX: I was transferred to a new position. Now I have access to a bunch of new P-3 and P-2 seats and premises in our organization. Not all bosses even have such privileges!
YYY: Congratulations to you!
XXX: The SP
YYY: And now tell your story to your cleaners, grandparents, and grandparents, let them crack.
XXX is fucking! Everything is broken =(

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36125
 16.09.2010
HHH
I have a cat.

HHH
Stretching is able

HHH
The current that pulled the club... stuck behind the chair... surrounded him.

HHH
Stabbed on a chair in the room.

HHH
He came back and looked at me... mol take the job...


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