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[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №53460
 16.09.2011
C. Questions and Answers:
Question: Why are young people so degraded that they only listen to rap and strawberries?
Answer: I am 11 years old, but I already listen to metal, have a beard and hair. I cry with groul, I laugh with groul. In school I’m called a leech, but I beat their guitar around the corner.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53459
 16.09.2011
My boyfriend ended up in me 6 times in a row, I have a delay of 1 week. Tell me I am pregnant? I’m afraid to do a test"
No, sweet that you are! And the test is not worth doing, or suddenly something terrible will show. Just a month in 3 you will get better, but everything is okay - you need to eat less. And let the guy collect money... yes, for the future. ?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53458
 16.09.2011
The Tea? The Coffee? to dance?
Do we rest from foot to cheek?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53457
 16.09.2011
We had a neurologist.
YYY: He has a very professional eye shaking.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53456
 16.09.2011
I am Truth Goth!
I am the cheese.
Tags: for pizza

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53455
 16.09.2011
xxx: Glycine forte with enhanced formula. I always laugh at this shit.
YYY : LOL
XXX: Feel the difference
Sugar with enhanced formula, epta. Alcohol with enhanced formula
XXX: Hole there, Water with an Enhanced Formula!
yyy: Water with an enhanced formula is the same hydrogen peroxide, fucking. Two whole oxygen.

[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53454
 16.09.2011
Do you give?
She: No
I: Are you in your mind? The question, as a verb, would be with a soft sign, and this is a appeal!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53453
 16.09.2011
by Sergey :
Come to me and have sex.
by Elena :
You are naughty!
by Sergey:
Ugo
I don't like overwhelmed phrases, such as going to the movie, let's see, everything is reduced to one, definitely.
and Elena:
I am not such
by Sergey:
I mean, I understood
Come to me tonight and see a movie.
and Elena:
Wow, and what one?? to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53452
 16.09.2011
Lll: we can start from the small)) Nadia (this is my cat) today smashed on her tail)) come!)) I need to wash her.
Mmm: I just ride in half))))) How did she laugh at him? Submitted to yourself?
Damn you don’t know.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53451
 16.09.2011
23:30 <Andrei> Hello to everyone
23:31 <Andrei> I SAYED PRIYVEETT
23:31 <Andrei> well okay
23:31 <Andrew> Sally
23:31 <Tolyan> so really better =)
23:32 <Tolyan> you can even take the rule in this chat - all greetings with the word SISKI
23:32 <Tolyan> I think it will not hurt anyone, but everyone is happy
23:35 <Julia Sedina> hello to everyone
23:35 <Tolyan> CYSIUS!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №53450
 16.09.2011
I love Belarus!Japan was the first country in the world to give up money and pay with credit cards, and Belarus was the first country in the world to give up money at all.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53449
 16.09.2011
No comments on the photo:

Gleb Tolmachev
Sushi is not disclosed.

Gleb Tolmachev
You only care about your breasts.

Gleb Tolmachev
I have a conscience that speaks)))))))) or a separation of my personality((((((

Gleb Tolmachev
Your wife spoke!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53448
 16.09.2011
The attempts to properly disperse the wifi obtained by two EDGE swirls, by a fleet of four sailing regatta yachts, ended with the following announcement (authorship of the skipper):

The Sapphira, Grand Soleil 46.3-foot yacht, attributed to Marina Kastela, Croatia, requires a system administrator for unstable but exciting seasonal work. Requirements other than system:

Unblindedness
- knowledge of at least two nodes - bullshit and scotch (bantik and 'hernia somewhat' are not suitable)
Allowance and odorlessness
Home English/Russian
Resilience to temporary absence of Internet in offshore

P.S The Sysadmin! Remember to! The hands that grow out of the ass are broken off by scotch swamps in priority! And with one brain, you don’t need to be on a boat!! to

P.S to P.S Work in high temperatures of the Adriatic, up to +45 in the shade. There is no server!! to


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №53447
 16.09.2011
XXX: How is it?
XXX: Yes to yourself
XXX What Happened?
xxx: At our entrance goes a got with a ritual booth and offers to bring the inevitable closer!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53446
 16.09.2011
I’m in a electric car from Serpukhov. It’s rainy, gray and boring. I sit reading. Accidentally, the look falls into the window, and there is an oil painting. In the gallery of garages, a thirty-metre-long inscription is painted in huge letters: FUCK FUCK!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53445
 16.09.2011
X: Do you remember showing me your girlfriend?
and : Oga
X: So is it.
X: She looks like a beautiful girl.
X: But there’s something in her... repulsive.
Are you talking about her rugby boyfriend?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53444
 16.09.2011
I work in the Association for Clinical Microbiology and Antimicrobial Chemotherapy
There is plenty of bad things in our laboratories.
There are strains of Salmonella, sinigny bark, some there fever and fever.
Distributed call
A woman with an excited voice: "This is from a laboratory tank. We are in danger of infection..."

"On the computer appeared a window with the inscription worm win32\fujacks please drop, see"

and we were scared by the developer department)) she still said so slowly and with horror, tried to formulate the thought to correctly tell what was happening)

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53443
 16.09.2011
Discussion of sports cars:

michaelf: this "just bugatti" max speed 431 km/h -)

Mortadella: Yes, yes, and the tires are washed in 15 minutes, but that’s not a problem because gasoline is only enough for 7 minutes of such a ride.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53442
 16.09.2011
We answered:
Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs
Do you remember who invested money in his fruit company?

Yes is. This is Forrest Gump.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №53441
 16.09.2011
Optimism is the preponderance of faith over experience.

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