Any super-quality is easily replaced by a medium-sized mud.

A joke of life.

I bought an inverter here. The easiest and cheapest, for which the frog will not suffocate.
I started learning to cook. I sit, weld all kinds of iron debris, and then I try to break. First they broke. Then they stopped, and a little later it even became beautiful.
Sometimes it :-)
Well, I’m inspired, let’s think I’ll make something useful.
I had a broken strawbrush. Half of the screw was found, the other one was lost somewhere. W - I will try. The second half is not - the fist of the war, from the armor bent, it seems.
Well, first as a smart person, I looked at YouTube as people such iron boil. It turns out that it is necessary to remove the straw more fat, so that there is a place to melt the metal. And another friend advised to wrap the electrode with a copper wire, saying that my grandfather was cooking iron.
He did everything as advised, removed the façade, wrapped with wire, swallowed from the soul into several passages. The Bulgarian fox was melted in the face, it turned out beautiful, If not the armature, then it would not be visible where it was broken.

How could I know that the straw isn’t cooking? It was then that I watched all sorts of videos where professionals say that steel is useless to cook. Copper is at the level of ignorance and prejudice, in fact it doesn’t help. Need special electrodes, expensive, even sold in batches. Also, iron before welding needs to be heated to a certain temperature. After the fight, let go for a long time. And no guarantee that the welding will hold, slightly mistaken with the temperature and everything will crack. In short, the deadly thing of iron to cook. It broke, only for discharge.

What is the joke? Sometimes it is better not to know that a job is impossible to do. My scraper works to this day and does not break, no matter how hard I pressed it.

The famous mathematician Gregory Perelman, who managed to prove the Poincaré theorem, over which the best minds of mankind fought for many decades, changed his scientific plans for a while and focused on solving a much more complex problem - he will try to determine how his pension will be calculated according to the formula of the Pension Fund of Russia. The mathematical community believes in his genius, but very discreetly estimates Gregory's chances of success.

1993 and I am 3 years old. For the New Year holidays, the whole family went to the grandmother’s village. It was decided to go to a New Year's show at the country club. While my mom, grandmother and aunt were dressing up, my uncle called me back and said:

What Santa gave a gift, you need to tell him the New Year's verse. Do you know a poem?

and no.

(He repeats me a short verse twice) Remember?

and yes!

came to the club. I watched the New Year’s show. And this is the very moment when Santa calls the children on the stage and asks them to tell a poem or sing a song. Most of the children were embarrassed, someone mocked something. The turn comes to me.

Can you tell Santa Claus?



and yes!

Well let it.

(In the microphone loud and clear)

A tree was born in the forest.

Who gave her birth?

Four drunk men.

and a crocodile.

The hall exploded. My mom and grandmother made facepalm.

As soon as they crossed the threshold of the house, Grandma:

The wolf is! Did you teach her?

The uncle runs out of the room with a surprised and joyful face:

Did she tell me? I only repeated it a couple of times. 0 - O

Well of course!

Grandma was still reporting to my uncle for some time, everyone was surprised how I catch up for the summer and to this day sometimes we remember this story.

At the end of the summer, I really wanted to take a weekend out of town. Choose a house at a popular rental service. (In the process, a lot of surprising discovered about the features of the national rental in the suburbs, well, okay, not about it now.) The owner warned that all toilet supplies should be taken with you. And he also takes from the guests a surcharge for cleaning - before the trip. All guests enter a clean and prepared house.



Ok to Ok. I make a deposit and take the keys. And the first, with things, I go to the place (wife with children came out later, from guests). I open the cane... Mda... Buryant on the belt, in the house dust layers, all in the web and dead flies, some rotten broken boxes, dirty bags, shampoos lie in the dried fat. Wood for the grill, which was promised: just not... I recruit the master, the one out of access. You can, of course, leave and withdraw money from the account. But to spoil the mood of children who are tuned for holiday is not hunting. In a few hours, I clean all of my own, I brush the web, I throw out boxes and garbage, I put the lawn in order with a housekeeper, in the nearest store I buy berry pollen. Family can be released!



Two days we breathe fresh air, walk in the woods, catch fish on the river, loop shale. Before leaving, the wife washes the dishes, clothes the beds, blows the floors. We give the keys (as agreed) to the neighbor’s grandmother, we leave. At home, I called the owner a couple of times to express his admiration for the lack of cleaning, but he still did not take the telephone. I have already forgotten all this story, as suddenly, in a week, it calls itself. I have to, I think. The conscience is awakened, the man wants to apologize. But the man from the move begins to whisper: you, such a crazy, made me a shit! They also struck me! Oh how? I listen to this flow of consciousness. It turns out:

Throwing out dirty and torn boxes rolling across the rooms, it was impossible to touch, it is his property and they did not bother anyone!

- I spent wood and did not replenish the stock (ah, the same wood that we did not leave)

Decent people, by default, wash, smooth and fold bed linen carefully in the closet, and we left everything on the beds, laying them like over it in a scam!

- and in general, all his tenants always left him at departure their bathing accessories, which did not have time to use. Shampoos, soap, paste, toilet paper, washing powder. We brought it with us! Like the last craving! He has never met such poor people in his life.



In any case, I fooled him. Long and sophisticated. I took a suck.