I studied in the class at 5-6, on the change as always angered, shifted, etc. A girl went by, as I then thought the high school girl, made me some comment about this.Well, I didn't think long I sent her naked and laughing hit the wallet.She first red, then loud and dragged me to the loud.There red already I, as it turned out to be Oksana Valentinovna, a young teacher of Russian and literature, just graduated from her university and arrived to bring the light of knowledge to us obaltus.Everything ended well, she humorously perceived the whole situation, and already being our classy leader was fine with me.It has been almost 25 years, and I still remember how she was called.

Sometimes the best way out is to pretend you haven’t entered.

A small company in the middle of the city. The company is small in terms of state, but not in terms of turnover: it has long and firmly stuck in contracts from the city administration. In short, such an eternal general contractor for the well-being of everything. The State of Riyadh 30. For decency holds the type of specials for specific types of work. Technical of a kind.
Leading specialists on greenmaking (i.e. how to plant flowers-bushes-trees) retire. Banquet, speeches and a memory clock. When they are felt, the culprit stands up and speaks:
“Thank you, my dear ones, for the warm words, for the many years of warm atmosphere in the team, for the fifth and the tenth. I still have to say thank you enormously for your general dispersion, otherwise I would probably have pulled the boxes now.
People have eyes on their foreheads. The old devil continues:
- Here the Deputy General said that I was such a smart-intelligent type, because I graduated from the institute with distinction. So here, my dear dwarfs, I never had a dwarf!
And the diploma? - whispers a staff aunt, realizing that for this piece of pop bobo will have her.
- And the diploma I painted on the compass at home, as I now remember, it was cold, it was frosty, I wanted to eat, the wife drank from the kitchen, and the puppy looked at me from below and as if hinted that you would not be full with a strawbery. By that time, I worked as a brigadier in Gorozelenanie in R. for 20 years and knew the case no worse than any other goat with a diploma. But since you were not taken without a diploma, I brought it to you, and you did not even check it. At first it was difficult, there were specs. Real spices and several times I almost burned. It turns out that I don’t know much about the norms there and something else. But then you prompted all those who ticked you with their nose into outspoken blunders and violations, and picked up the nephews of lovers and daughters of friends. In their background, I looked almost like Confucius. So thank you, my dear ones, that you are so hard! And drunk a drink.

“The economy is stable, the ruble is still 100 kopecks,” the President mocked Western sanctions.

You are born a boy, you hear phrases all your life like, "No, you are a man!“Don’t complain, you are a man.“Why did you cry like a girl?” Gradually you learn to keep everything in yourself, not to tell anyone anything, to live every difficult moment on your own. As a result, your emotions are dimmed, their significance decreases and you are already a man, rude, eternally upset, not smiling. After that, in your life there is a woman who starts clinging you in the head, what you do not say and why you are so unemotional.

He came out of the common balcony in the entrance back into the entrance, and a neighbor came out of the elevator. He didn’t notice me, and started dancing on the way to the apartment and joyfully singing:

I will make the soup,

Oh, how I make the soup.

Who will weep? I will weep!

A hard soup!

When he noticed me, he was upset. I showed him two big fingers up and we both, smiling, walked around the apartments. I love people who enjoy simple things, it’s great) I’ll go and I’ll make soup :)