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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №108281
 17.01.2015
Bill Clinton’s popularity grew sharply after the shooting of Yugoslavia.
Charlie Hebdo’s circulation has grown hundreds of times after the shooting of her employees.
...
So, there are still ways to improve the work and popularity of the State Duma and government.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108280
 17.01.2015
The wife discusses with her son (10 years old) who he wants to be.
A: The cook
If you are a cook, you can practice at home.
Q: Can you practice at home?
A: Of course
I want to be a surgeon!!! to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №108279
 17.01.2015
DK: What happened there?
Tagged: nuu
Lav: we were hard to hold when we were introduced to the client – Arkadiy Vederko
Lav: But when we were told that Mr. Vederko was pleased with us, there was a collapse.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108278
 17.01.2015
Recently, there is such an impression that new updates to the Skype program only change the advertising banners on the home screen.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108277
 17.01.2015
Shizz‎: When I learned that one of my comrades had the name Vagin, I thought it would be harder for him to find a wife.
greg_fat‎: by
‎greg_fat‎: sorry to have a guy
‎shizz‎: Well he can take the wife’s surname :)
‎al.trg‎: the main thing is not to disappoint and call the son of folks

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108276
 17.01.2015
A friend asks in a toy store: “Do you have cubes of different shapes?” And they gave her!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108275
 17.01.2015
How to kill a man by a byte?
xxx: beating 8 bits

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108274
 17.01.2015
Judging by the mood in the modern church, if suddenly a man with a good and light face appears and says that he is Jesus, he will be crucified very quickly.

Indeed, if he gets a fire sword and starts to crush everyone in response, and he himself is unkillable, then all those who want to crush him will immediately repent and recognize him as Jesus.

This well shows the essence of any official form of religion.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108273
 17.01.2015
In the discussion of the conversion of Yandex.Bar to Yandex.Elements:

Yandex.fire, Yandex.water, Yandex.land, Yandex.air and Yandex.Mila Jovovich

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108272
 17.01.2015
to all:
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You will laugh - the librarians now also require a certificate of psychiatry.

WOW :
We will not. You work with ice, putting pressure on the human psyche with advice on the selection of books!

Directly thriller can be filmed: a maniac library worker cheats people books about bzshdnst and thus brings them to suicide.
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You won’t believe, S. King already has a book "Library Police".

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