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Once upon a time, a man who handled a dog lost his smell. Now a man has gotten the internet and begins to lose his brain.and (
Is there love without sex?
WOW: Yes
I love ice cream.
Tomorrow we have 10 exams.
Is it a question or an assertion?
XXX is an order.
Zzzz is shit.
Previously you read the opinion, you think he is an idiot, and he is a troll.
AAA: Now - the opposite: you think a troll, and he is actually like that :(
Romeo: I thought about everything.
What if a drunk boy throws you into the shit when will you enter her entrance?
Romance: O_O
I said, until the little things.
Talk about contact
Karmel (13:37):
Listen to your wall.
Kiss_Me (13:38):
Smell your ceiling.
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I sit in the hallway of the hotel. On the floor.
Would you like?
You know, in the hotel rooms Yopta does not catch at all. I have to go out to the corridor.
The people walk by, looking understandably.
Half an hour ago, a girl with the question “what, here catches?” approached and sat next to her. Anne is not. The internet is only where my pop is.
From the correspondence on the wall in contact:
It is like a terrier. If you put all the parts of the alarm in a closed box and shake for a very long time, then on a term, at any time these parts will still gather in the working alarm.
WOW: Dico, I apologize for entering the conversation, but the topic of the alarm and the terrier came straight into my soul. I think that’s what cars do in Russia :D
All parts of the alarm clock are placed in a closed box, shake for a long time. Everything that is not a wake-up alarm is our autoprom. :D
A guy who accidentally found his girlfriend in the pop-up advertisement of a prostitute site, and then ordered her and realized that it was really she. I remember you. Do you have faith in humanity?
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XXX: It was a joke. We went on the 14th with Anka on the catch that is next door. I left the house and approached her entrance. I waited for her to come down from the 5th floor. here to me suits such a typical hop of anecdotes and even with a hanging bag, I became scary, dark, around no one, and I am already in skis, far from escaping. And he asks, “Well, sweetheart, do you have seeds?” I am in horror, cuddling: Ddaaa... he opens the package, gets a mandarin ball and stretches me: well, as if with the old new year you!!! be to be. And calmly went on. Instead of skating, we sat on the tribunes and scratched the mandarines. I believe in New Year’s Miracles!! It is :)))
Remember what social advertising used to be like? "Petya, so many years, does that and that, does not smoke".
Fuck, it’s time to do something new. "They are is studying. Likes the girls. He holds a session. There is nothing in the book!"
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to this
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Sexy little girl:
Where do you look at porn photos, videos of girls such smooth beautiful intimate places, just as if there was nothing grown there!!!))... What are they doing for that???! to
The McSim:
They do photoshop for that.
Damn)))) guys))) with one little quote you cured a large complex in one quiet girl))) I thought I was alone there even after the most painful hair removal is not perfectly smooth... I do not ask to bring anywhere, just THANK YOU to the author!
Aristotle, Desi is not.
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Quote from the FPANZYZ newspaper:
Many Pysians thumb that they are at the bottom of the pit, and continue to fall yže nekyda.
They are going to dig..."
On the market are sold covers for home preservation. On the price list is written "Spring ". Passes the mother with the daughter of six or seven years, the girl reads the inscription and pronounces thoughtfully: "Sunset covers..."
Thank you, unknown student, for attaching the spurs to the tree at the decanate!I found them 10 minutes before the exam
Z is.Dear Dean, do not clean the tree until the end of the session.)
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Petrovich: Anubis, I’ll jump out of the window and jump out of sorrow (((
Anubis: Petrovich, from the window - to the fox. Virtually
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And you, as a child, loved watching the shows of Petrosyan and Anshlag, and you think this shit is stupid and humorous for starters? and :)
On the third day, I study at home to play the blockchain.
Today, after my classes, the neighbors from above 10 minutes went to the mountain.
to this
Sexy little girl:
Where do you look at porn photos, videos of girls such smooth beautiful intimate places, just as if there was nothing grown there!!!))... What are they doing for that???! to
The McSim:
They do photoshop for that.
Damn)))) guys))) with one little quote you cured a large complex in one quiet girl))) I thought I was alone there even after the most painful hair removal is not perfectly smooth... I do not ask to bring anywhere, just THANK YOU to the author!
Aristotle, Desi is not.
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The real shit is when after the protection of the diploma you sit in front of the monitor and think what to do with the folder "Learning".
And it's a pity to remove (5 years of work anyway) and leave no need to hide.