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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58781
 17.01.2012
by Habra

XXX: Auto-launch is a great thing, I have a feature in the camera that’s set to smile, bring people on, and just ask them to smile, always get great shots. Shooting will be the same.
YYY: Shooting at smiling people? Don’t tell this to Bender.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58780
 17.01.2012
xxx mom troll
xxx: brought a money tree from the kitchen. I put him.
xxx: "To get your money"
I took my money from the table and left.
XXX: The Clown

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58779
 17.01.2012
and good night. Daddy (48 years old) bought a PS3 for the little one.I've been playing the second night.well I joined afterwards.happiness in the shower went.my.he is so knocking.I said something.he:I'm faster.I can't pass the level. I wonder who bought it.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58778
 17.01.2012
On the days when the snow symbolically fell and on the paths immediately melted, I watched my mom with two young children with pleasure: one on the asphalt was walking proudly on skies, and the other happily sat on the saucers, which with a heart-breaking scratch was dragging behind my mom.

[ + 50 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58777
 17.01.2012
Suddenly, SMSs from comrades began to come with a hint on my healthy head. Started to understand, it turns out my little 2-year-old kiddy playing with the phone accidentally shot his pips and made an MMS mail on contacts :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58776
 17.01.2012
From comments to the news: "Gay people will protest in Moscow against the ban on propaganda of homosexuality among children"

Look at the rearways.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58775
 17.01.2012
I had such a beautiful dream today... I was placed in a penis and I swam towards the rising sun.

YYY: Who has planted? where?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58774
 17.01.2012
They hanged a refresher in the corridor working for movement. Every trip to the kitchen is an adventure. The main task is to go unnoticed.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58773
 17.01.2012
XXX is fucking.
No fuck, no fuck!
I think the same phrase was used before the invention of the hydrogen bomb.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58772
 17.01.2012
What a wonderful phrase I saw in the contact - "well and then!!" See the year of birth - 1998)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58771
 17.01.2012
Chuck Norris once hugged a horse, and so came the camels.
Judging by the fact that camels often spit in people, not only embraced, but also kissed...

[ + 40 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58770
 17.01.2012
Listen, never confess your sins to her. The female sex are evil creatures. Sooner or later, let’s in a year, but they’ll get revenge.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58769
 17.01.2012
xxx: i'm not a fraid
YYY: Of course he died long ago.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58768
 17.01.2012
Fuck, no one loves me now - the relationship with friends is not the same, I split up with a guy ((...I will go to extreme measures - I will go to look for love at HOME-2...and I will burn it!Then everyone will love me ^_^

[ + 27 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58767
 17.01.2012
When we met, he broke. Accordingly, he swallowed like a horse, smoked like a steam car and morally degraded in every way. And I was still in school, loved decent boys and waited for a prince on something white))) And it was 10 years. He doesn’t drink, does not smoke, earns a lot of money and plays an offgenic melodic drum. I do not want a prince anymore. I am glad that all these changes occurred in front of my eyes. I am happy that we have been married for many years and have grown up gifted beautiful children. Change the world and change with it. If you sit and wait, there will be no happiness. Dada

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58766
 17.01.2012
Photo in one of the social network groups - a bowl with biscuits decorated in the form of... female genital organs.
The best comment:
"You can note the friends)))))"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58765
 17.01.2012
Some bearded troll stably posts once a month, saying he is a programmer with a fourth size and a good character. Immediately there is a crowd of losers who believe that happiness itself floats to them in their hands. Are you not tired of yourself? Get rid of the compounds and march on the street!!! to

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58764
 17.01.2012
Happiness is when among your friends are a doctor, a mint, a lawyer and a killer.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58763
 17.01.2012
Oh...all about the perforators...I woke up today at 5 a.m. because my neighbor on the ground floor was crawling around the courtyard of the prostitutes and beating the water source tube...and the grandmother was the ninth tenth...))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58762
 17.01.2012
Two alien ships are flying to us, carrying new calendars, in exchange for those that were brought for the Maya in the past arrival.))))

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