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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145642
 17.10.2017
Shmarakov: I think of the "Vinnie Pooh" era of the early Myocene. Vinny-Puch will be a dinosaur there, and Pentachok will be an entelodont. The sova will be giant and running, the type of ornimegaloniks. The rabbit will be one of the small notongulates. The Tiger, obviously, will be a sable tooth, and Christopher Robin will be eaten before the plot begins.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145641
 17.10.2017
What do you do?
I work at work.
The worker?
The tautologist.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145640
 17.10.2017
But really, what to do if people have been close to each other for a long time and you do not run away, but the figure is now not changed (disease) and the potency is also not ordered?

What should I do if I got into a dpt and lost a leg? Have you had burns on half the body? Are you old (a)
Simple potency and everything else - for normal people, first, it is far from the first place in life, and secondly, the appearance of the partner is not strongly bound.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №145639
 17.10.2017
Go with the guys somehow on a terrible quest with the actress - a girl from "Call". We are brave and nice, we smoke, well, we thought so. We were given one and a half lamps on six, in the total darkness somehow found a way out of one room into another through the closet, there was a small hole. We begin to climb, here the closet will shake, whisper, voiceless. In the light of the lamp, we saw this girl sitting on the closet, crawling and starting to grab us for the heads. We removed it, we removed it, we thought so. Everything broke into the closet, they crashed, and our friend, 130 kilograms, stuck in his ass and neither there nor here. Oret is exhausted, she said, she has already bitten his leg and goes to his ass. We pull him with the whole company, he doesn’t slip through. Here the ghost starts to roast, yelling, “Fuck Winnie Pooh!” - come down from the closet and let us pull out from the back of our bite and bustling comrade. By joint efforts, we and the ghost pulled out a slightly possessed friend. Then he went on a diet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145638
 17.10.2017
AndXor: China closed exhibition where Africans were compared to animals
Is the animal protection society closed?

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