I work in TP, call:
"Hello to you We have such a question. We bought a bamboo..."
"good to walk around the apartment with BAMBUK and be on the internet"

Oh oh... hopefully they wanted to smoke him?

Who do you hate more: the current babies of your former husbands or the former babies of your current husbands?

You have no brains!
Why not? Even dogs have brains!
You have a brain, but you don’t!

xxx: I didn't tell you how the master came to me to check out?
YYY: No
yyy: he approached the modem, looked at the lights and called the support... asked what to do. Then he put the phone and with a clever look said to me to I! I reseted the modem, then turned and left, not even having to drive.

I love single-bedroom apartments. To joke about the corner of the system, so that the sparks from the eyes, and do not dare to crack out because in the same room a breast baby sleeps

ganja, 14.10.2011 23:38:38:
I climb the stairs, and in front of me a guy cries out to a girl:
Olya is! by Olya!
and again:
and Olya!
No one turns.
He is screaming:
and Tanya! and Tanya!
Zero attention again.
It was near the cafeteria.
He can’t stand says:
It is crazy!
The girls turn off:
What? →? to

Vanya: "Who finishes first - he washes the dishes!" - this is what I understand the motivation...
Alessia: I tried..... the girl gave up first.... with the words:" and in the ass all", a little later we tried and this=)
I haven’t worn my clothes for a long time. 😉

From Twitter:
I think that behind the controller of me is Homer Simpson sitting, breaking crumbs on the key, sleeping at work and occasionally ticking in some buttons.

Autumn film premiere from the Russian Military Command!
"A year in shoes" Hurry to!

Propheta: The top of optimism is buying condoms for growth.

If you drink every day, Friday ceases to be the cult day of the week.

I bought a fish, named Vector.
and Victoria
The vector
Why is?? to
Because it’s a scale :)

Conversation of a boy [P] with a girl [D]:
My dear, I will buy a penny.
P: Why is it?
To surprise you!
[P](long-dreaming): No, you won't surprise me with a penny, if the M&M's costume... then yes...

Do not seek sympathy from the workers of the morgo, the cemetery and the administrative apparatus of the country.

The dream of an idiot is when you dream of your son studying Hogwarts.

Hi, come and drink a beer ;)
W: I can’t, I’m going to dance tonight.)
You are like friends... 0_o
You can’t ruin your sex friendship!! and ;)
Annie was a friend too! :)
And Anka? 0 - O
X: Well yes! My wife =

I miss women.
Most importantly, don’t drop your hands. :D

I, by the way, previously thought that reassembling the core is something related to iron. That is, a man with a beard and in a sweater is sitting and some spherical hernia inside the compass is disassembled and collected, painted there, dust is wiped out, decorated in every way, new details are wrapped...

Lessons in Geometry:
What is a Cube?
This is a square in 3D.

YYY: Well how? Would you?
XXX is standard. Now I have understood the true purpose of the straps on the rope of some buses.
XXX: so that passengers can hang themselves at the peak hour