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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11307
 17.10.2008
Doom II is the first PC game I’ve played. I will add about its popularity: it was such a hit that I was at school in a cassette player listening to recorded with the comp. And everybody was jealous – “Neither fig himself, he’s listening to the tracks from the Duma – let’s listen.”" And the inscription “DOOM2” on the board in the same classroom, nobody risked to erase it for two weeks, even the teacher.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11306
 17.10.2008
I saw the advertisement of the Samsung WiTu phone: "the phone in which there is everything!" I immediately remembered the 2000s, I was told the same thing about the Siemens C35 in the mobile salon.
I don’t agree on anything now either.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11305
 17.10.2008
fuzzze
While women are sleeping, men are fucking. They encourage each other in the ashes. Oh the time!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11304
 17.10.2008
MimicRy: Today I saw a smile on a human face for the first time.
There is a girl (D) in the store with headphones in her ears, says the seller (P):
Please give the juice out.
Q: The apple?
D: Yes
A liter of?
D: Ananas
P: O_o

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11303
 17.10.2008
I’ve been looking for a digital SD flash drive all day. I found it in an electric fumigator tonight. Long thought

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11302
 17.10.2008
I was in the queen today. In the free toilet cabin there is paper.
YYY: FIGU is
YYY: It can be crazy.
xxx: I am not

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11301
 17.10.2008
Lord Djeron
We picked up a netbook. all the netevuchy ipišniki asks, and this is just dumb warns our dhzp that she takes this ipišnik...we are in ahue

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №11300
 17.10.2008
1 year and 1.5 years. Silence is serious) A sharp urge for intellectual words (do not forget the age).
His distant relatives came from the village. The car as it is. In the village even two-year-olds on machines other than "BBI" (Mu-mu, haw-gaw, etc.) not speak.
Look what a BBC!
Pause
Wow, what a car!
The child so stumbled as a scientist on a wild man-eater, lasted a pause and said "This is a car definitely"
Everybody fell into precipitation.

I didn’t tolerate when they said "shorts". Only the "houses" The meaning he did not understand, but intuitively felt that it was the word that will emphasize his dignity After all, grandmother and grandfather speak very dirty and simple, could get from there. And he listened to the adult’s talk, and removed from it his own.)))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №11299
 17.10.2008
He is:
What do you do?
She is:
I’m in bed ?
He is:
MMM, and in what position?
She is:
Chapter 24: From the Book...
He is:
From what book? and ;-)
She is:
Gennady Malakhov "We treat hemorrhoids with a smile" :)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11298
 17.10.2008
People, here we are all rushing over Bush, yes, and I (just don’t be ashamed!)He was only personally informed that his full name was George Walker Bush. The initials of the Pindostan prefix - D.U.B.
xD "how will you name the ship"...©
Appreciated by Sgt. Joker

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11297
 17.10.2008
I like our commenters:

Saturday, 11 October, GP of Japan, qualification, 2nd part
And the first, the first on the track, you won’t believe, Felipe... Felipe Massa. I’ll tell you even more, it’s Kimmy Raikkonen.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11296
 17.10.2008
Brother pumps something from the inette and convulsively ticks on the sites to somehow paint the expectation, and when he watched how much jumped from the overwhelming pulled his finger and pressed in the opera "touch again". After which he tried to hit himself on the head with a hand (in which there was a mouse) Now runs with a wire and mouse through the room in rage...
by 0_o

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11295
 17.10.2008
Rat_S - look at your mouse, if clean - then you are a girl.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11294
 17.10.2008
My brother is studying meteorology. During the summer, he practiced at an observatory studying natural phenomena and weather.
Coming home says: Today I was sitting behind the comp and next to the aunt employees work.
One says: no telecoms smiled? What is the weather tomorrow?
The other...
Brother O_O

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №11293
 17.10.2008
Q: What did you not answer for a long time?
I smoked on the balcony.
40 minutes of smoking.
I watched the fight.
Oh wow, the fight! A lot of people?
Two people, fighting and fighting.
XH: What is the weapon?
WOW, WOW...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №11292
 17.10.2008
Have you slept today or not?
and gave and slept.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11291
 17.10.2008
Stalker
Do you know what this is like?
Cozi
No is
Stalker
The sound of the caterpillar emits the packmen when it looms
Cozi
(The explosion of Mosquito)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11290
 17.10.2008
God created all human beings equal.
xxx: just someone more and someone less the same.
For example, the Chinese are more similar.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №11289
 17.10.2008
The Ascend.
Go to Spat
He: Well, I was fucking
Go on ?
He: He has gone.
See also: Top
See also: Top
See also: Top
He is Boom!
He is fucking
See also: Top
See also: Top
See also: Top

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11288
 17.10.2008
Only now I heard on the radio "Europe +" the joyful voice of the DJ: "Constantin, You won! I fuck you... (a slight confusion of the discouraged DJ, an uncertain whisper in the tube above the designated Constantine)... congratulations!" O_o

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