111: Here I came in the morning
222 Where did you go?
Peter is a city of divided bridges.
222: Did you get separated on the bridge?

How can I not argue with you if you are always right?! to

In the morning, my son (he is 2 years 8 months old) comes to me in the kitchen, pleased with this: "Mom, mom! I put money on the phone!" In, I think, acceleration. I go into the room: and surely, the cell phone is filled with little stuff!

Oleg: We went to China, miraculously brought out another 1 dog, mops))
LoMHacke2: Congratulations to you!!!)) Why a miracle?
Oleg: Animals, flowers and more there can not be exported from China, only if you pay a huge tax.
LoMHacke2: and no one was upset that the tits are strangely moving and cuddling?)))

xxx: found on a girl's forum, well there minors cry: "I'm a simple girl from 8th grade. (The p.s I still can’t understand his flashing and why he kept raising his shirt all the time.
He has a temperature of 40.2, his eyes are shaking and hot.

Medvedev: Russia has a good education system. No matter how much we insult ourselves, I believe that the system of classical education in our country, the system of engineering education remains at a decent level.

X: Let him, shit, come to the regions. I will show him the real rating of the engineering education system. I will introduce you to the "like students", who "like learning to engineers. And then "as if they were working" in bars.

Y: And why are you going to show all this "as if to the President"?

no (00:42:59 17/10/2010)
Would you get stuck with a fat hatch for the sake of going to Paris/USA?
no (00:43:09 17/10/2010)
Let him suck his fat bitch.
no (00:43:13 17/10/2010)
Paris and the USA.
x (00:43:15 17/10/2010)
I do not even know
x (00:43:28 17/10/2010)
On the other hand, I want to sleep a hoodie.
x (00:43:32 17/10/2010)
But go somewhere.
x (00:43:35 17/10/2010)
Bee

He (0:16:37): All I sleep, peace of mind!
She (0:18:16): Do you want to sleep so much?and ((
He (9:50:04): No, not very much anymore...

Are you a fan of the avatar?
Andrew: yes, thank you for the coaching.
Hulu you fucking Michael Scofield

I perform a quest in WoW, I run, I collect some grass.
Fuck, this is my grass.
I went on, a fool.
Typist: Learn to read, I am a tourist.
I: to learn to write foolish!!! to

The xxx:
There is a sign on the road:
Moscow
Moscow
After the turn there is another indicator:
Moscow
Moscow
Is it normal?

<Energizer Bunny of Evil> We cleaned the garbage somewhere, now only to the neighboring courtyard to move. I go out with my package, I am late. I think "Yes, we", I see an open lookout, I throw rubbish there...
<Energizer Bunny of Evil> A man in a special suit with salad leaves on his ears...
<Energizer Bunny of Evil> I haven’t been running this way for a long time.

xxx: I am going to go
XXX is fast.
One hand here, the other there.
c) Mickey

Masha: Yesterday I went out, I stood dressing back to him, and I have these days. He looks, and says, “Now I know that you are an angel,” and he says, “I’m in a misunderstanding, and he says, ‘You have the wings of the poop’s thorns!’”

After reading the inscriptions on the pack of seeds "Spec-order":
Space should be peaceful.
Tobacco is poison!! to
Come to abundance!
I tried it myself, share it with a friend.
I began to doubt that it was actually seeds and not strawberries.

The acquaintance told, he went into the shop, there sits the seller holding his head, two young girls come in and look at everything around, then the seller calls these girls to him, the dialogue is as follows:
Do you need posters with autographs of famous artists?
Do you have Noize MC?
* Roots in a box and gets a poster wrapped in a tube*
P is
D – How much is it worth?
P - Go to my pharmacy for Nurofen'em
The girls fled, he gets a poster cutting out the date and drawing something like a painting with a black marker.
The girls come, give the pills, take the poster and leave with a happy face.
The curtain.

The case was funny at work, with a shopping...when he asked the shop owner (who was a little cried out) : "Have you a cold throat or rubbed it?" He no longer works with us...
hhhhhh :D

Leyla: Let those who have nothing to do on the Internet marry.

In the institute he filled the title sheet of the future course in psychology, so that the subject was approved by the lecturer.

While I went with admin to negotiate access to the printer, someone approached and wrote a few words to the title of the topic. I go back without looking at the print and carry it to the signature.

Thank you a stranger! Now, because of you, I write a book about the substitution of the mechanisms of the human mind by the example of grandmothers with chariots!

Opening hours in the morning:
Hi, Karen, I have a question. You are called Sisadmin because you have 3 sizes of breasts.
I am working as a sysadmin.
Q: Have you been fired? You were computer scientist!
See also: Wall