I was 7. I remember being alone on my dad’s care for a few days. Watching a child when you are a military is not easy. Dad was called on duty. He promised me to stay home and wait for him to come in the morning. well well.



I sit down and do my children’s things. knock at the door. On the threshold of the father's cousin uncle Glory and a delicious girl with a thick-walled shirt to her ass and a rose in her hand. The virgin neither in fashion nor in profile resembles the wife of Uncle Glory, whom I saw at least once, but still does not resemble.



The fact that none of the parents were at home did not bother them. Under the pretext “We’ll wait,” they jumped into the apartment and started drinking tea.



I had no experience of disputing with adults, and Uncle Slav is almost a relative. And I decided that my main task was to entertain uninvited guests. She brought all the photo albums, sat them next to them and started showing photos. Then I thought they might like watching TV. I turned on and started watching too. It darkened.



The guests said they would wait until morning and began to lay out a couch, and then they wished me a peaceful night and closed the door to the hall in front of me. All this time from the beginning of the story, I had no feeling that some sort of hernia was going on, but I didn’t know the word “hernia” and from this the feeling of anxious emptiness inside was almost tangible, but it didn’t transform into any good thought except: “I need to hide my aunt’s boots so they don’t go away while I sleep and wait for my dad.” I did so. She pulled one of her boots and went to bed.



The noise and thinning of the legs awoke. I go out to the corridor. An angry father, a maid and uncle Glory ridiculously run in search of the boots. Dad looked at me with such a strange look like apologizing and asked if I could help find the boots. I could. At three minutes, the guests catapulted, and the dad calmly said that I have the right not to let anyone into the house if they are not with my mother. Even if they are familiar. I did not offend at all.

Our office worker fell asleep sitting behind the compass. Slept a long time. Here the director comes in, the employee wakes up and begins to depict a tumultuous activity, clamps on the key, pulls the mouse. The Director says:

“People, get out, we have no light for an hour and a half.

X: I once made an offer to my girlfriend.

We walked somewhere and drank beer. And here, I opened one bowl and this aluminum ring broke accidentally.

Something struck me and I said, “Be my wife!” I extend this ring to her.

She put him on her finger and said, “I agree!

They kissed as required.

In fact, we never got married.

We lived so for 10 years.



YYY: Given the diameter of the hole in the bottle ring, did you offer her at 10 years old?

No matter how much hair on her ass, she will not become a head.

Yesterday, when she laid the children to sleep, she fulfilled her long-standing dream - went out on the street, drafted the "classics" and jumped an acky goose. I wondered what people would think of me. But I did not expect that in a while a good half of the neighbors would come to me and join the process. We are grown-up aunts and uncles, jumping, choking, arguing - we break off as children. The fun continued until three o’clock at night. Agreed for today. We are waiting for the “Cossacks-Raters”)

In chess, black and white figures are the worst enemies, but those who move the figures are usually good friends.

Xxx: I am very interested in cuts. Ivan is Vanessa. Valentina is Valia. Fedora is Fedora.

Now attention, the question is!

Why is Alexander Sasha? Why is it so, why is it so much shurry?? to



Yyy: At home, the Alexanders were not called so officially, but were addressed with the help of abbreviated names, formed by means of suffixes, which gave the name a diminishing-loving sound. Thus, the name Alexander resulted from the affectionate name of Alexei or Alexei, and already from these names there were abbreviated versions of Sasha or Sanya. Gradually over time, the shortened forms of the name became domestic, familiar and the need for a new lustful form of the name Alexander arose. And then Sasha turned into Sashura, and already Sashura after a certain period of time became Shura or Shurik. The names of the girls underwent the same transformations, because Alexandras were no less important in their status.

How did you that your employees never did?

Are you late?

- Very simple: I have 20 people working, and parking spaces

Only 10.