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[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №56538
 17.11.2011
SMS:"Dear, I’ve made some smoothies here. Buy a cupcake for every occasion"

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56537
 17.11.2011
I like clever advertisers, sometimes they come up with this, you wonder. In our city there is a sanitary store, in a row with which their banner on which advertising periodically changes. So, once they had one, a toilet was painted and the inscription "Morning does not start with coffee", but quite recently such a kind of ancient statue, where the uncle sits in a position with his elbow in his knee and supports his head with his fist, the same row painted the toilet and the inscription "Tolk for reflection."

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56536
 17.11.2011
I was told by a girlfriend here that the girlfriends are monthly adjusted to each other. So if one starts at the beginning of the month, then the rest are about the same.
O O O O O O
xxxh: now found the correct answer to the question:"do they all have monthly?and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56535
 17.11.2011
Only cultural and educated girls know that "not in the mouth" is written fuzzy.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №56534
 17.11.2011
Eternal
I always wanted to be the first girl :)

kOksik (12:28:48 16/11/2011)
in the modern world for this article))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56533
 17.11.2011
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Can you stay overnight?? to
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VPS is not in that window.
UUU
This is how hopes move.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56532
 17.11.2011
Lenka: today the whole department smelled the contract, brought from the restaurant, really smelled very delicious... signed, not even reading :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56531
 17.11.2011
MarkII: 2 oranges are perfect for lunch. I am serious.
2 oranges of meat.

[ + 61 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56530
 17.11.2011
A group of humorists. I bought yellow jeans came to the universe, after the first couple went to the buffet and on the second a little late, I go down and say - "you can sit down", so the whole group stands up and together with the basement do a half-worship, and the choir "KU"

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