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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №146542
 17.11.2017
You accidentally don’t want to explain – what do you do and why?
- I am not by chance, I absolutely consciously do not want to explain exactly to you - what I do and why.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146541
 17.11.2017
This is:
Logic of stupid shit. Those like you, even being stuck barefoot in bed with a lover, will smash it out, it’s not what you think, dear, it’s just my friend, we’ve been hot. The man came to the bride, found her some left-handed man in the house, and it is not visible that the bride was at least somehow frightened, upset or worried about this. His stay in the house is pleasant. Completely logical questions are beginning to arise. And then she begins to regret him. How to call it?

Basic logic of the male Babuin. The bride can not have friends, relatives, colleagues, but just random acquaintances who for a million reasons could be at her home? Are you the only man she has the right to communicate with? I know of one religion where women have fewer rights than livestock, and the fierce females regard it as their inseparable property, but we, fortunately, do not.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146540
 17.11.2017
Human foreign rabbits at the airport in front of the sterile zone put a mailbox and a machine selling envelopes so that those deer who forgot to put out their favorite hook key before the flight could send it home by mail.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146539
 17.11.2017
Yes, it's all understandable - cleaning, ham, the boy washes for two hours...
Can you tell me what to do with a crazy cat that begins to scream when I talk to the customer on Skype, or goes to the bowl when I just sit down to eat?? to

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146538
 17.11.2017
The Medsrach
In 2014, WHO included Arbidol (umifenovir) in the ATH (International Classification of Medicines) in the group of drugs
– is
I see, Madame Arbidol is really here. Registration of the drug and its inclusion in the classification of the UN or even the Intergalactic Union has nothing in common with proof of its effectiveness.
There is no international evidence of the effectiveness of Arbidol on Pabmed. 146% of ollo-research and articles - Russian Federation.
However, in the Russian Federation and sugar under the name oxylococcinum helps - before still charged from the healer in the TV water helped, but the water at least was relatively free.
Lurk - Fuflomycin in aid. Do not get sick.

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146537
 17.11.2017
The Russian man does not need anything American, we have eaten our potatoes for thousands of years!

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