The office is strange! One of the questions - am I looking at... *ta-daam* my feces!!!!!! The idiots go? Which normal person will answer "yes"?
Yes, any one of them! If you answer no, you are either trying to be better than you can imagine, or you are a finite creature!
HH: Why is this??? O_O
WOW: Normal people, when they go to the toilet, shrink behind themselves and see if there is no shrinkage, i.e. They look at their feces. And you either do not shake up in the toilet and then you are the nest that the whole company wants to shake down, or you lie and try to show yourself at the interview better than you are.

Mention to Woman: Woman, well, don't be so naive, they just didn't want to give you working drawings. It may even be forbidden in the company.

I call the internal phone of the administrators about the virgin-clean note that they just returned with the newly installed screw:

Hi once again. I have an absolutely empty notebook, I need such programs, I cannot install them myself, because I need administrator rights. What should I do?
Do not install programs. You have no right.
and OK. How do I solve the problem?
You need to call the administrator.
and OK. I call the administrator.
Okay, I have been called. I will come.

Lo-Gee is I adore!

laugh_with me

Chat in one of the social networks. Comrade sets out a program by which you can learn to push more than 100 times in just 4 weeks.

Pavel Chikalov
What fucking shit did you put in?! to

Pavel Chikalov
Have you watched for 4 weeks?! to

274 is out.

You’ll get rid of it as soon as you do it with 5 one-minute breaks!

And if you do, then with onanism you risk breaking a member together with the spine!

I am scared of earthquakes, and we have them often.
Then the lust broke again.
She picked up the most necessary stuff and ran out into the yard. I sit on the bench, cold, missing - and going home is scary, even if the second floor of everything. I think I’ll go visit my friend!
And here I go to my friend on the 16th floor in the elevator to wait for the earthquake.
When they arrived, they roasted together.

You have grown up.

>Out of which then the nuts are further carved and carved. Personally, when I grew up, I cut nuts with my hands, two, each other. At the end, there was only one.

Hermione has changed a lot over the summer. Even Hagrid now fears her a little.

On the advertising shield next to the phone number is a small mtsov logo. The designer decided to make it "volume" - it turned out to be such a beautiful plastic seat from the toilet with a hole in the middle. So many interesting thoughts about the association came...

I’m not dumb, just with cockroaches – they’re dumb. I have their king.

Some fraudsters from Turkey have already opened on their website a record of kittens from cats who walked on the pitches of the G20 summit.

A very good friend, doctor. I advise on a delicate operation. Be sure her boyfriend and her best friend will know! What does it matter to them? Why do they know it? And most importantly, why then ask me how to do and sympathize? Yes, imagine, I didn’t expect you to shake about such intimate things!"

In fact, such a “friendship” ends in the court, where the “friend” will be forced to be held responsible for violating medical secrets and disclosing information about personal life.

We found our cat at the water station. He was very kind, but also very stupid. That’s why we called it “Catabaran.”

I decided to teach my younger brother to order. He repeatedly asked for order in the room. Zero of emotions. In punishment included his game Fallout 4, scattered beds in his barracks and removed previous storage. I have never heard so much whisper in my life. As a result, the third day in the room is ideal.

As a child, I liked to watch how construction machinery works, nothing changed only for this I get money)))))))

News on geektimes "Retro find — batteries «Prima» A 316 (1989 release)" and comments to it:
XXX: They are so cool that they want to lick them.
YYY: 336 elements were laid
Zzz: Isn’t the Crown on 9V?
www: Crohn is for the Masochists – she spit the tongue very hard. I can endure, but why? But the 4.5B was pretty “tasteful.” :) In addition, with some experience, it was possible to distinguish an approximate level of charge without a voltmeter :)

Comments on the news about the "black woodcut" that illegally cut down trees
xxx: Good that not "the black lord"
Yyy: The Lord of the tree rings ;)

In front of the headline of the news "In Moscow approximately 1,400 certified. Department of Management" And the eye insists on reading "arrested".

From the discussion of dating sites: on the ratio "price/quality" onanism out of competition!

Archaeologists of the future will not teach Latin and Greek, but Algol, Fortran and Cobol.

She called the veterinarian and asked how much it would cost to check the mouse caught on the balcony for illness to leave the rodent to herself. In response, I was kindly asked to open it to make sure that it was healthy.

Those who say, “I searched and found 300,000 for vacation on the islands.” Tell me where do you fucking look for?