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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74428
 17.12.2012
Conversation in the kitchen

As we earned, so we eat!
The mouth?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74427
 17.12.2012
The husband told: bought for work a zephyr, a New Year's package, inside - a paper angel. To do this, you need to curl the paper and put a thread in the holes. So the manufacturers managed to describe this simple process as follows: "turn the penny and insert the gap into the gap" O_O the boss was also upset, saying that no lesbian was able to insert the gap into the gap :D

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74426
 17.12.2012
What is your dog’s name?
and Jack.
Jack the Sparrow? and :)
Jack the Taxi.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74425
 17.12.2012
I’m so sociopathic that I don’t know what to talk about with my imaginary friend.

[ + 21 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74424
 17.12.2012
Freezing 45 degrees
In the construction shop

Right in front of me, the family, two children of 8 years old, daddy with mom and grandmother, came for the irrigation tube!!! to

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74423
 17.12.2012
Dmitry Botzman: I have seen a lot in my life, but to smoke the calyan with a vacuum cleaner...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74422
 17.12.2012
From Google Play:
The game would be really great if it wasn’t one but. THIS DUMBLE PROMOTION ROLL, PICKING ON EVERY FIVE STARDS, BLJAD, I already realized that the Dreamer would soon be in all the cinemas. And the last hundred and twenty times I also understood that. And I’ve already looked at these rosies so much that I’m already tired of them, and I’ll probably go to the cinema now to see them again. Here is! The game is hard, yes. Just as long as I’m watching this video every two minutes, I’m not going to put the top three.

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