Vitaly Milonov tried to break into a gay club, but he was not allowed. “We have gays, not pidaras,” they explained to the deputies.

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In my early childhood, I was taken to an oculist. As my parents suggested, I was prescribed glasses. And no one knew that I just didn’t know the alphabet.

I don’t know what a fool was that ophthalmologist, but with small children who can’t read, they work on the Orlovy table (this is the one with pictures instead of letters).

Advice to men: if you want to know what a girl is in front of you, just look into her bag. and c)

I wonder if I look into his pocket for the same purpose, what will he tell me about it?

Even brokers throwing out the windows of the Moscow stock exchange are falling slower than the rate of the ruble

Well, friends, it is time again to turn to our old good, proven method!
Urgently we all start thinking about raising the rate of the ruble to 25-30 per euro!

What this joke about Bratislava, from Eurotour, is no longer so funny

From the Arduino Forum
xxxxx: Should write a program for heating a private house
To control it is necessary el boiler, 3x running crane, boiler, circulation pump, thermal valve.
yyyyy: Let’s discuss, you need to draw a block diagram, decide with sensors, cranes...
zzzzz: Add a separate screening camera, we are all wildly interested to see how it all goes up to the hell of dogs!

In breaking the PDD, I try to put on a blonde wig sooner. The beard is ruining everything.

Fallout has already arrived. For the covers of the coke give glasses!

The sister here came up with me to cultivate and bought tickets for the "Swan Lake". I think it is useless - what to spend, you could have waited for the television broadcast))))

They write that many Russian banks order eight-digit tables for placing the inscription “Our Crimea”.
by Sandy_Mustache

From Twitter:
And we are conducting our report from the bottom of the Marian Valley, where the Russian ruble is waiting for its Belarusian companion. The popular fun of Belarusians is to follow the exchange rates, formerly for their own, now for Russian.

<xxx> Two rubles ago I made myself coffee, and it’s still hot

YYY
I bought one today, yesterday 62, today 75.
by 16:11:05

XXX is
LOL, alpha bank by 100 sells
Eureka
by 16:23:08

YYY
There is such
I hide myself
by 16:24:31

XXX is
I think this is the day of the unity of the people (I think this is the day of the unity of the people).
by 16:25:15

Oh my God! George is breathing. Where were the beautiful days of 1922? The dollar rose that year from two hundred and fifty marks to just ten thousand. Not to mention 1921, then it was some unfortunate three hundred percent.
Erich Maria Remark, "The Black Obelisk"

What is the habit of measuring everyone? If you personally do not have fun, it does not mean that everyone does.
I had several women who gave up to this process with immense pleasure, and one even experienced orgasm. And not once.

Orgasm from the mine, mm. Do they not end up preparing borsches? In vain...

xxx: Some Adventist witnesses just came there and advertised the website of their church. This is what I understand SEO optimization.

here here :
In small amounts, cholesterol is still found in vegetable oils.
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Be careful, I’m a nonsense, can I go down? Cholesterol is animal fat.

xxx: I can share 50 degrees of frost and fast default =)
Yyyyy: Uraah, we will be heating out of no-mash-ka-mi! ^ ^ ^
XXX is mindful? HDD
YYY : No. We’ll meet at night somewhere in the field. There will be all of us, our friends, relatives, just acquaintances... We will gather at a large or large fire, there will be soft and not cold snow... And over the neighboring forest will fly a flight from a dashboard, which will show the rate of the dollar in real time. And we will all count the choir: “995! and 996! by 997! by 998! by 999! and a thousand!! We will drink the cherry juice from plastic cups and we will embrace the whole country as one great nation.