You are what, gay?? to
WOW : Yes. But don’t worry, you’re not in my taste.
OK, stop, why am I not in your taste?? to
And let all officials buy and use domestic production cars? Support the domestic producer.
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Is Morphema removed from Russian language or not?
If yes, then
- send a written request to the Institute of Russian Language and - to obtain a license. There is no such morphema in Russian.
to assure, to assure
- to send GDP letter, large so on the sheet "Vladimir, you!"
and a copy of the academician's response, confirming that there is no such word! If there is no word, there is no insult.
(Remember to correct the lawyer)
Even if they go to court, this will be a fucking shit! Actors: GDP, GDP and you! This is glory!! to
P.S A copy of another to palaminate and carry with you, sending all)) And if there is no word, then there are no derivatives of it. Here is space! Oh, I would get a matvian in the boundaries of acoustic visibility.
xxx (22:55:35 16/12/2010) Zаshtshеshtshауууshtshеkhsua (thоsе whо rrоtеst thеmsеlvеs) - so recorded in Lewis Carroll his trip through Russia the word "defending";;
zzz (22:56:54 16/12/2010) Mla so here is who first translate invented!!!! to
1 and they took you.
2 of Cannes. People like me are not on the road.
Yes, and in the past? :)
You fuck it all! ?! to
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She: The male brain is sometimes worse than the female.
He: And female breasts are sometimes smaller than male.
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I am standing in the store today, in the animal department, buying cat food. Near a man of a slightly informal appearance chooses a collar.
What kind of dog do you have?
This is not a dog. This is the Homo sapiens, the "Mazochistic East European" breed.
I've never seen such a shy eye as the seller's.)
He was so lucky that one day a horse asked him for a shoe for happiness.
in Applied Linguistics.
In England there was a ship with the proud name Unfuckable. I have long thought about how to correctly translate this name into Russian.
The most natural translation for the Russian language is - Unknown. But this translation is incorrect, changes the meaning - instead of a twisted ship, which the enemy can not catch, there is an unshakable machina.
Illet offered a very censored translation - "Unnatural".
I talked to a native speaker, my English boss. We have come to the conclusion that the best translation will be "The Untold"
Signature to demo: "Dymana - smile"(foolish kind of boy licking)
Alexander Kalinin wrote
Today at 21:29
smoke - ueban
Vasya Petichkin wrote
Today at 21:46
Alexander, you are a fool.
Alexander Kalinin wrote
Today at 23:15
I’m not a fool, but who’s not a fool? You? → Don’t fool yourself, Vasily!! to
Vasya Petichkin wrote
Today at 23:22
And I am not Vasily, I am Tatiana. My husband has changed my name and I can’t change it again ?
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I received from an unfamiliar girl a letter of happiness from the series: "I got any male name, and this letter was distributed to all their friends. The name that comes back to you three times is your fate.
The entire group (man 20) sent her "Akaki".
Here would be her eyes to see when she comes into contact the next time...
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I stand somewhere at the stop, the bus comes in, people start to go out, and here one girl is well so down and flies with her nose forward. Like any normal person in such a situation, she instinctively grabs for the first relatively stable object - it turned out to be a man who tried to get into the bus. And the usual sports trousers on not very tight rubber...
In general, the picture with oil: the girl on the ground, the pants too, the man stands in some trousers, and here she achieves a timid "thank you"... In a word, the stop is bended))
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It is long time to pass on " funny / not funny" on "accounting / not counting", because funny here 4 years like no.
How can I keep an eye on the pebbles from above on a narrow sidewalk if I have to keep an eye on the ice under my feet?! to
Putin is so funny, so interesting that under him my parents fell asleep together, the children under the fairy tale.
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Why are the seal locks closed from the bottom up, not from the top down?
yyy: I read it several times in a row like hermosaurs. I thought a lot.
It was foolish to make the status of "BOMBES MADE, TO EXAM PREPARED", forgetting that the underdog is on the list of friends...
I’ve always wondered where the expression "Yok макарok" came from. I decided to look and here is what I found :)
Yok Makareok! (They are spaces) - voice-idiom, synonymous with the meaning of the expressions "Yelky-Palk!", "Your-Kakasha!", "Iod-Hydrogen!" (see The hydrogen iodine!), "Jopsel-Mopsel", "Clyster-Minister" (see Etymologically, YOM comes from the distorted YOG MAKAREGO, and, of course, we are talking about the famous Ukrainian yogis Sergei Makaroga (among yogis was known as Seroga-Makaroga, 1913-1971), who was famous for his ability not only to walk, but to run on the stomach - he quickly picked up the stomach muscles according to a special secret scheme, and so cleverly that his metrics were significantly superior to the Olympic records, but from participation in the Olympics he was refused by the Sports Committee, as this envisaged the development of special stomach running "cross", and in terms of time it was no time.
As a result, Seroga was forced (in protest) to die at the Semipalatinsk test site during the next test of nuclear weapons, and before his death Sergey Vitalevich managed to carry out a stony harakiri, namely: he ran on his stomach on desert and steppe stony soil, and, as a result, uncovered his stomach like no other, and the nuclear explosion became a long-awaited relief for him.
>> and Andrew:
Moscovites now need the service Yandex.Drakis - "today fights 6 points, you can normally go to the center.
k: in the past semester there was an account on information protection, the subject was a chapter, and the lecturer himself came quite rarely (from 16 lectures there were 5-6).
Here is the count.
The man asks, is there a machine?
How many times have you been to lectures?
as much as you.
Noah, that is little.