After I called myself a professional troll, I was called a professional troll.

by Jomana:
Commentary on the post: "Obama buried human rights fighter N. Mandela"
Mandela is a fighter for the rights of blacks, not a human being.

Reference to the film:
The Loft:
Great movie, I haven’t seen anything like that in a long time. All the canons of the genre are broken. Resellers in bad pearls beat bombs, the main heroine has small breasts, instead of a bow bikini leather, the main villain is a weakened obelix, in the role of a Chinese in general, a hatchback...

>16:08 ok, I found this movie, put on download
>16:09 Under the window just flew cars with sirenes
>16:09 Wait, someone is knocking on the door

...

<18:21 a man? O_O

I decided to drop a couple of songs ?
Not bad, not bad. Especially the middle)
Did the slide do it itself?
Ohhhh what?
Wow, this thing
Travelling all over
The key
I accidentally hit it, and the guys liked it.)
Nothing is coincidental)
When you walk on the ice, you go home.

here here :
Our admin today printed and hung on the door:

0 0 0 You can't clearly explain the reason for your visit to me - 5 backbones.
1st Conversation in chat capcom is not a case - 1 hit the board.

Why did you get Gopar to work?

The Photographer:
Derevor: Here Yulka suddenly remembered that I was a photographer, and decided to do a new photo session. Well, I think heaven finally paid me for the years of friendship. While I was cooking the studio, she went to the dressing room, said she was fat, cried and left. He is not communicating with me now. What did I do wrong?"

A photographer should be a little psychologist, then you’ll be a bit of a psychic. You take it in a bump, get acquainted with the capabilities of the photoshop, clearly explain how to make models so impeccable, in the process pouring a little alcohol into it for relaxation, after which you shoot and photoshop to the perfect result. And when a girl feels like a goddess, she will pull herself into the bed.

Krasnoyarsk Governor Lev Kuznetsov was robbed in his home in the south of France.The robbers stole jewelry worth about 200 thousand euros.

Probably my grandmother’s legacy.

to this:
by *****
and Tolerance:

B: In fact, "haired" is somewhat unethical, don’t you think?
A: Okay, I’ll call you Aphrodite.

The right American.
****

more correctly - "alternative hairy"

to this

My friend once in one of the guests saw a very interesting book on age psychology.
...
The book is titled "Why".
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Oseyeva V.A. is "Children’s Literature" 1969

>> o_0 What was it?
I’ll tell you one secret: we’re also catching up. Girls, like men, often want to fuck. Just talking about this out loud is usually uncomfortable, because we have such a messy society that if a guy says out loud that you want to fuck - then he is a normal man, just not lucky with the grandmothers, and if a girl says this out loud - then she is a prostitute and on the forehead is weak.

From Yahoo Answers:
Q: Does Odecolone with pheromones really work?
A is AGA. I scratched, then went out of the house and was bitten by a frog.

to this:
Growing up is when you look at the fingers of a girl who liked it in search of a ring.

This is "grown up".
Growing up is when girls look at your fingers.

How is it in the universe?
and well. He got two shots and a ball in the head.

WDJ: Take me quickly, take me over a hundred seas,
and kiss me everywhere, Opa Pelemeni fought up, let’s go

The right American.
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Alternatively with hair.

From JABBER CHAT:
xxx downloaded fb2-damp librusec for 100 gigs and is pleased
<yyy> maleficmax: and to read when it’s all?
<zzz> to read You also say that games in the steam are purchased to play them.
<yyy> he

Brazilian forward "Zenita" Hulk will leave the club in the summer, "Izvestia" reports.

X: Can’t he take it with him and zenit too?

<irony>
I am I! What a shame! Apparently adult solid men, and instead of the "Green Elephant" and other "high art" not for everyone, look at the pop about cute and positive girls witches. The shame!
</irony>
> and >

What solid adults... children!

You have to be a brutal alphosom and a lifetime winner to gather eggs in a fist and throw out "yes, I look at the sealormon, the sponge of the bean and the little ponies! They are lovers!and "
:D

At Christmas in Washington on December 15, Barack Obama joked about Hugh and Rosomach: “I want to thank our host Hugh Jackman for taking care of our safety and leaving his nails home.”

Safonov: - Hugh should have answered "Thank you for coming without the Iron Patriot costume"))