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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №136975
 17.12.2016
As long as you all sleep, I admit. It is painful, it is just physically painful to look at all these wines for two or three euros, for cheeses for one and a half, from brie to camembert, for jambons, andulets and Lyon sausages for three euros, for fougers for four euros, for fresh bagets cheaper than euros, not to mention berries and fruits. But then you remember that the Crimea is ours, and let go somehow...

YYY: A true Russian patriot values products in euros.

zzz: This patamusta The True Grim Patriot (just so, from the basics) is ever found in Paris.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №136974
 17.12.2016
Igor, I’ve written to you for 10 minutes and you’re not answering. It all depends on us!
Ode to E.T. We will wait in the chat. Do you call immediately? I am, of course, the cyborg, but sometimes I leave the monitor to stand on the charging and change the oil.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №136973
 17.12.2016
The washing is no longer as harsh as it was at the end of the 1990s. I bought a couple of canister at the car market with an apple smell. After that, he found his car in complete darkness by smell of about 20 meters. And here somehow I go out after a busy day of work and I realize that I do not feel the scented apple smell, very soon I realized that I do not see my car. The stupor passed when he recalled that in the morning everything was hit by a battle and parked much further.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136972
 17.12.2016
xxx: In short, I accidentally saw a few minutes of the Detective series here, the same feeling when the actors in the “suggested” porn play better than in the federal channel series.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №136971
 17.12.2016
On December 15, it became known that Cuba offered the Czech Republic to cover the $276 million debt of the Cold War. If this initiative is approved by the Czech side, the country will be able to receive free Cuban rum for more than 100 years. (This is the Czech)
yyy: hm... hihi... if this initiative is approved, my initiative will be to buy tickets to Prague-)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №136970
 17.12.2016
Reader: Inaccuracies in the text: not "Forex is essentially a world exchange" and "Forex is essentially a world scammer".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136969
 17.12.2016
Gerda, a tiger who escaped from the volley in the Leningrad Zoo, first went to watch the deer.
<Angelofnet> Just had her shopping. I chose gifts for the new year.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136968
 17.12.2016
Knowledge of English is welcome.>

Thinking - American English, British English, Pidgin English,...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №136967
 17.12.2016
A romantic evening. Wine with blurred light. The preliminary lust. I am so passionate. (On the other day, she wrapped a bunch of African chicks, and so that they didn't bother, she tied them in a high bunch on a mouthpiece.) A kiss for a kiss and I hear a silent voice:
I need something to confess to you.
I was stressed.
I...the thing is...I never loved Chipolino before.

The Curtain

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №136966
 17.12.2016
by mossudmed:
Today in one of the protocols read another masterpiece - the description of the body at the site of its discovery. The body had (according to the protocol) two right legs. Another hand was "curved up". A terrible spectacle.
Unfortunately, no investigator has ever been spotted. He wrote: “The legs of the corpse are oriented to the north, the hands to the south, the penis is turned toward the Izmailov Interdistrict Prosecutor’s Office.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136965
 17.12.2016
“I can’t tolerate girls who think they’re grown up just because they’ve got a beard.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №136964
 17.12.2016
Desperate fans... I think I’ve come up with a name for the punk rock band.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136963
 17.12.2016
wut: - She is so educated that she says about the station toilet: "Excessively atmospheric"

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №136962
 17.12.2016
...You have, of course, heard of the numerous nonsense stuffed by Mel Gibson in the plot of “Courageous Heart.” And at least they were outraged by the fact that the fighters in the film are waving rubber tails, the blades of which roll on the wind. You may even have seen modern-dressed members of the filming team entering the set as if they were home. But the most powerful lap is a white car, which periodically appears in the background during battles. And it would be OK to DeLorean – we would appreciate an elegant joke, but then the Ford Transit is banal...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №136961
 17.12.2016
Patriotism is love and devotion to the homeland. // is

Everything is right. But it does not contradict the original post. The use of patriotism for meritorious purposes is dirty and unworthy.
By the way, "You don’t love me, so don’t give me this jacket" is a very common manipulation. "You are not pleased with broken roads – you are not a patriot" – either.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136960
 17.12.2016
You must be smart so that others are not offended that they are stupid.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №136959
 17.12.2016
My wife and I ordered the delivery of the bathtub to the bathroom, indicated the time - after 19 hours. We were called and informed that they would deliver orders from 9 to 15 - not to be removed from the house, can be brought earlier. Wait until 15. We were called every hour. The driver always had something to do: traffic jams, and excuses. We waited until half ten in the evening.
Finally, there was a bell in the door, we open – on the threshold of the driver with a fresh bleach under the left eye. The Wife:
– Oh! Have you been late to someone?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136958
 17.12.2016
Medvedev about the arrest of Ulukaev: this is beyond my understanding.
Oh, Dmitry Anatolievich, if only that.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №136957
 17.12.2016
The two drunkards. Both have multiple facial bite.
I bought vodka. and scratched. The last drink was not shared, and one of them drank it. Comrade offended by this decided to bite the first in the face. The bitten man said, “Why does he bite me unpunishedly?” and bite several times in response. They are standing in the office, offended by each other, demanding rabies vaccines: “He is angry, don’t you see?”

by BES

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136956
 17.12.2016
Raitou
Now I saw the advertisement on the rear glass of the lighthouse.
Construction Brigade
"Hands of Shoulder"

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