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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26105
 17.02.2010
triklozoid: Helped the girl to drop the suitcase down the stairs, she said in a well-set voice: “Thank you.”

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №26104
 17.02.2010
A man named Petrov Petrovich did the repair. So he told me that every time he was scorned in the Sberbank that he was stupid and didn’t need to copy the whole copy of the FIO sample.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №26103
 17.02.2010
Athletes from the Olympics will come with chocolate medals.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №26102
 17.02.2010
Do you want a task?
XXX: Household
YYY :?
xxx:cmarie, there are chips that are so sharp that they are unrealistic.
xxx: how to do so that they are not sharp, and at the same time remain edible?
yyy: can be soaked in wine to soften a little or in any other pleasant liquid)
XX: I already thought to wash them, but it will not taste good.
xxx: may the fan blow them up
XXX: To fly this fucking sharp?
YYY: And what will change?
xxx: well they are filled with some red thing that sharps
YYY: B*I, until now I thought they were in the real sense sharp.
Yyy: the type can get hurt
xxx: I even thought to write at first that the sharp in the
In terms of taste, but then I think "no, like a fool, guess"
YYY :))))
Oh no, that’s a fool 😉

[ + 66 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26101
 17.02.2010
I don’t buy a shave foam. There are only 7 days left 😉

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №26100
 17.02.2010
XXX: There are two types of women
With which it is good, but without them it is even better
With which it is bad, but without them it is even worse.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №26099
 17.02.2010
Survey on Habrabrabr: "Where do you find the packaging of household and computer equipment?"
Little_mouse: I eat it all. I am a hammer.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №26098
 17.02.2010
Did you know that only females can drink blood from mosquitoes? They need it for their offspring.
He: People have exactly the same... And even the verbal motivation often coincides.

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