bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №26145
 17.02.2010
Yesterday I decided to turn on the nightclub that you gave, put it in the socket, and it doesn’t work, picked it up, lost it all night, twisted all the wires... it doesn’t work anyway.
Did you turn off the lights in the room?
He : Why?
She: Idiot, it automatically turns on in the dark!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26144
 17.02.2010
Arhiilya: Listen... and if you lubricate the bodies with oil and try to make love... it will work!? to
Olya: I think at the fourth speed you can fuck out of bed!

[ + 102 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26143
 17.02.2010
by Mr 13:
I’m used to not pressing on any shit.

by Mr 13:
but the question "Would you like to steal the elevator?" I could definitely not ignore

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26142
 17.02.2010
By the way, in our time the trouble can really "call"

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26141
 17.02.2010
I rub vitamin oil in my nails. He is suitable. He considers.
Why is it you?
Shob has grown.
Big brothers, big brothers!

[ + 73 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26140
 17.02.2010
Soon on March 8th))
I: a nightmare, so the jerk takes from this fact
She: sweet and good holiday, we all start to melt our legs and capricious)))
I: according to me, you have this holiday all year round, and once a month with fireworks and puzzles.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №26139
 17.02.2010
Russia is Windows. Everything is beautiful, smooth, top management rides on cool cars. But no one loves her and is rotten inside.
Linux is Linux. One of the oldest, based on a scientific approach, has an international team of developers, all work is driven by the forces of the community, in the ranks of supporters a full mess.
Fair Russia by OpenSolaris. It seems like for people, as if it has protectors on top, but is terribly far from the people.
The Union of Right Forces – OS/2. the right. and prospective. is dead.
Apple Party - well you understood :) It is designed for intellectuals and creative people. Periodically cats, but has a steady circle of fans.
Patiote of Russia - BeOS. Many have heard, but few know what it is and what it needs.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №26138
 17.02.2010
Looking at the performances of our Olympians, more and more often the question is asked - will the skidband be doping? This is a popular recipe!! =) is

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №26137
 17.02.2010
Kelly (21:53:19 16/02/2010)
I just fucked for 2 hours with a guy.. tried to make friends with two nouts of drones to a friend through a wai fa

Kelly (21:53:28 16/02/2010)
Routing and Routing without Router

Kelly (21:53:49 16/02/2010)
He called a type of familiar siss-admin, he said, "If you do this, I will suck you out."

Kelly (21:53:54 16/02/2010)
You will not believe

[ + 97 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26136
 17.02.2010
to this:
I also heroes, in the box from the refrigerator they were riding! We once found a whole refrigerator at the washing machine, with the help of such a mother reached to the pond and with a whisper and thunder to the horror of all the moms figured on it from the iceberg. And then he was dragged up by the whole eagle!
And somehow on the same laundry someone loving a few healthy suitcases thrown away...

It is not Chelyabinsk. by Peter)
___________________________________________________________
I once saw how the big ice hill was carried on the people in the bath (!) with the screams "blajajajaaaaaaa!and "
Pussy: This is such a harsh bobbley in Surgaut!

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №26135
 17.02.2010
We can win anyone and lose anyone.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №26134
 17.02.2010
That’s another thing, my friend 10 years ago wasn’t so encrypted to play compass. He pretended to go to bed, then waited for the parents to fall asleep, and then the most interesting thing followed... The computer was very noisy and stood in the adjacent room with the parents, and also in the passageway. So this master of conspiracy under the cover of the night with the silence of the ninja dragged the system, the monitor (ELT-shny of course) and the periphery straight into the bathroom (!Where all night in the darkness was given to gaming comforts, and then in the same way, until the parents woke up, returned everything to its place. Happy Birthday to you!

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №26133
 17.02.2010
to this:

I teach my grandfather (72 years old) to treat the compound. He has already learned a lot. Now is the time to go to the internet. I explained for a long time, but my grandfather finally understood everything and began to joke inet himself.
And today on my mail came confirmation of registration on FullTiltPocker no... pornoDED. I am proud of my grandfather. and :)

Hello to you Alyssa =)

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26132
 17.02.2010
Boys, this is what you set up "chips,chips". You can’t imagine how great it is to be a boy! I want to be a boy!! During menstruation, you lose the main joy of life!
I want sex, sex. and sex! XDDD

Bring it somewhere... Suddenly somebody doesn’t know what girls want too! 😉

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №26131
 17.02.2010
Why are you all so worried? We will make our Olympics. Special chose a place where blackjack and prostitutes have been around for a long time!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №26130
 17.02.2010
Well, all the fucking demons were rushing over the name Loh! This Loch at the moment earned one more gold medals than the entire Russian national team combined... it is worth thinking who has the name of Loch, and who has the fate...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №26129
 17.02.2010
News on News2.ru: Representatives of some species of ants, when deadly ill, voluntarily go to die away from the colony, so as not to put it at risk.

Pleased with the comment:
In my opinion, the conclusion that they do this for their healthy fellow tribes will be drawn by the ears. Maybe, ants just want to be alone before death - to gather with thoughts, summarize, pray, after all!

[ + 67 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26128
 17.02.2010
The puppy was picked up a few days ago. Dirty all, thin and wet,
and hungry. They brought home, washed, and fed. It was a born fox.
My wife and I have the same story.
Did you find the puppy too?
There was a fox too.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26127
 17.02.2010
During the search, the suspect was found a whole box with TCP/IP packets.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №26126
 17.02.2010
XXX (22:17:13 16/02/2010)
Our biathletes seemed like yesterday with our footballers cuddled and fucked.


The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna