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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43327
 17.02.2011
If you look from above, the rainbow is not a bridge, but a bridge for happiness.
Even if you look from above, the rainbow is a dispersion of light, it is me to you as a promalpinist with the highest. Education says...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43326
 17.02.2011
Now the New Year can be celebrated three times: on the 13th - "the old style", at midnight on the 1st of the calendar and another hour after the old winter time.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №43325
 17.02.2011
When I was in college, I was asked, “Are you married?” I jokingly replied, “Yes, my wife, two children, and the evil aunt in the wardrobe.
I shrink!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43324
 17.02.2011
He: I’ll take it and kiss you at the next meeting ;)
She is shy ))
He: And I will take an anti-steshnyatina drink.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43323
 17.02.2011
xxx: I used to write "Nirvana","Kish" and "Hui" in my entrance.

xxx: and now write "Firefox", and "+1";

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43322
 17.02.2011
I would like to look into the faces of those scientists who promised global warming.The tears...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43321
 17.02.2011
“This is who is the chief in our country – President Medvedev or Prime Minister Putin.
Of course Putin.
The leader is always the president.
“We have Putin as the chief, even if he was the director of the school.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43320
 17.02.2011
WANKA-VSTANKA... WANKA-VS-TANKA... this is what it is

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №43319
 17.02.2011
Today is Russia’s Day of Good!
Tagged with: wow
XXX: Yes, I want to say that you are not fat!
YYY: Oh, and then you are not a goat.
XXX: Don’t go on the fuck.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
XXX: What a wonderful day

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43318
 17.02.2011
Commentary on the film "I Spit on Your Grave":

What will the continuation be called? Did I shake your house? XD is

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43317
 17.02.2011
Sometimes I want to make a coffee. You come home and it gets you...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43316
 17.02.2011
I: Hi, and the bird told me you found a new job, where now?
Brother: at the woodworking plant
I am :? In how, and the bird chiricled, he said in the institute some, there a bunch of girls :)
brother: so I say, in the woodworking plant - then the board will get, then the barrel, then the oak. and )

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №43315
 17.02.2011
My subconscious mind is mocking me. I had to learn to see conscious dreams (not every night) and enjoy all the benefits that followed, as the characters of my dream called me a reader.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43314
 17.02.2011
@IRAkezzz: On Saturday I decided to put the cat on a diet, or it became too fat. Today she gave birth. What are you ready for for food?! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43313
 17.02.2011
Start of sales of the first Russian smartphone. The night. A crowd of people, waiting for the precious hour, gathered in front of the salons of the MTS. Just so. and portion.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43312
 17.02.2011
Web site of vacancies, advertisement board:
A serious job, a serious person, with a serious salary.
Kill Who Should I Kill?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43311
 17.02.2011
Do you want your child to have a date of birth on 11.11.11? Then you know what to do tonight! 😉

[ + 99 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43310
 17.02.2011
20:56:33 xxx: Japan refuses to recognize the results of World War II
21:10:27 Yyy: If Stalin had moved the Chechens to the Kurils, Russia would have two fewer problems now.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43309
 17.02.2011
Fuck it!! to

I lie down, click on the telephone controller, I get on the TNT, through which the DOM-2 goes, I switch on, and the controller, the fox, stopped clicking, the batteries faint. I started to knock on him... At this moment my mom comes in and sees DOM-2 on TV:

and ah! I got hit!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43308
 17.02.2011
XXX: They want to have a new child
YYY: What happened to the previous one?

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