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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №139698
 17.03.2017
A generation that walked in the winter without hats gave birth and raised a generation that walked in the winter in hats... but without socks.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139697
 17.03.2017
The era of adjectives, cheese product, meat, kefir, has nothing to do with the substantive of the original.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139696
 17.03.2017
Comments under the video with the train that passes by the snowed platform, counting the screaming on the phones:
xxx: however - what a fox, who went away themselves, and did not call the phone cockroaches!
Tagged with: introvert, sir

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139695
 17.03.2017
The statuette of the golden troll this year leaves for naturopathy! No, not for naturophobia, but for the gentle conviction that half a century ago was supposedly safer. Especially delighted was the statement that it was enough time for the Sun to change substantially.

And now let’s rape this battle with the palm oil hater who a couple of months ago swallowed synthetic food here in networked supermarkets!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139694
 17.03.2017
Sphinx in the ass. And what you described is just a rubbish on thugs.
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You will be surprised, but the mouth hole from an anatomical point of view is also a sphincter. This will be confirmed by any doctor who has properly attended classes. Not from the "Generation EGE", of course.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №139693
 17.03.2017
To this:
Ladies and gentlemen, let me know which diameters are you considering? Do you have scratched connections in your ass or may your waste of life activity be carved out? You won’t believe it, but the rest are much easier. Stretch the trousers well forward. Then let go. Difference in diameter? This is the sphincter.

This is a divine description 😉

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139692
 17.03.2017
Moreover, note They adopted a decree on their "dumbness"... Now they are proposing to discuss problems with the people... And before the adoption to discuss the reality of this decree there was no desire...
Now the comforters of the Merzalyuk told you that they will take care of you...
First rape and then tell you that you will be provided with a comfortable rehabilitation.
Here the very principle is important... You need to demand cancellation, not a certain amount of amendments. Because such laws need to be discussed first and then adopted. And now these decrees look "Royal decrees" - His Majesty commands... The people themselves, in respect of whom laws are adopted that violate their rights, do not participate in the process at all... They have chosen their loyal deputies and stamped laws convenient to this collective elite. And you break out of the swan for empty tea and run in search of work so that the serviceful taxpayer does not send you a demand to pay for the full life of these conquerors.

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