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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №44617
 17.03.2011
xxx: by the way, recently understood the Chinese one - there "gyroscope" is simulated quite simply.
There is a button as on the end switch and the lever on the slider is fixed. When the man turns the phone, the lever falls and the picture on the screen turns. This is an analog sensor. It is strange that the battery is not powered by gas from the lights.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №44616
 17.03.2011
Don’t be angry with me or I’ll die in January!
Why in January?
- and that they, shit, had to pay the excavators, because the earth has frozen!! to
by Dina

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №44615
 17.03.2011
On Monday, the spring came... playfully captivated her finger, put her knee between her legs and left with a radiant smile.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №44614
 17.03.2011
Amanda: I like him very much. I think I will kill any woman who will bite our relationship. This is not a joke 😉
Jen: sweet, how you grew up)) praiseful, praiseful
You are my closest person. All the souls-friends I told about murder shouted in one voice "You are what, you are what, we are friends!")))) ahah da-da..))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44613
 17.03.2011
Please use an MP3 player so you can carry it with you.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44612
 17.03.2011
in the master class of one drummer, a full hall, paphos, all things.
The man played a couple of his compositions, on the second broke half a stick and threw it into the hall, such as a gift to fans.
The leader announces:
Now ask your questions.
A man from the room, with such a loud voice:
First of all, thank you for throwing me half a stick!
He didn’t have time to ask.)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №44611
 17.03.2011
Rejoice to Corr:
The world's largest pedophile network uncovered 21:51
Yanukovych invited 250 small Japanese to Artek 21:45

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №44610
 17.03.2011
The Rambler News:

A bag of cocaine was found at NASA's space center.

The commentary:
How we went to the moon means flying.

[ + 49 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44609
 17.03.2011
I really want to get pregnant, but I can’t. But health is okay. Please do so that another little miracle comes to light!

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №44608
 17.03.2011
X: He called me early in the morning. I started screaming in the bell - Good morning, wake up! I have been sitting with my girlfriend for a long time, drinking tea..."
xxx: Well, I woke up in response - "Aaaah, fuck up early in the morning?!and "
“Well, how could I know he was on the speaker – I wanted to show the girl, her mother and her brother, how funny I was.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44607
 17.03.2011
Will you go for a walk tomorrow?
Yyy: No, I can't :( I'll go to my friend to fix the note
Don’t forget to buy a pack of drivers 😉

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44606
 17.03.2011
Philosophy in the Home:
If the socks are different, it does not mean that they are not a pair.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №44605
 17.03.2011
After viewing the first 10 seconds of Californication 4

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
YYY: that
xxx: long dreamed of hearing from Mulder the phrase "I look like a fucking FBI agent!" *LOL* *LOL* *LOL*

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44604
 17.03.2011
I now so that the socks in the machine are not lost by stepling them in pairs. They disappeared in pairs.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44603
 17.03.2011
<Gio> about the absent do not speak, or speak well
<Gio> for example, "good that he is not"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №44602
 17.03.2011
Status on VKontakte:
And, of course, it raises the mood from the morning that I learned something new.
For example, Batman in Ukrainian is Man-Kagan.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44601
 17.03.2011
I will go into sexual slavery for three-time food.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №44600
 17.03.2011
You are my cute cute cat.
See also: Murr
So... from what?
I will put you a sardine in my mouth...
by O.O
I will give you a sausage and sausage.
I will pour you a large bowl of milk...
Tagged with: scared
“You eat, my cat, it’s good.
You have such a thin neck.
Something about zoophile... anyway.
You have to eat a lot, you have to sleep a lot.
To make a cat big and fat!
Then I’ll give you a kitchup...
The longest lunch in the world will be your lunch.
You will become a big cat.
I’ll be proud of you and then...
I will take you with my umbrella!! to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[ + 87 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44599
 17.03.2011
Wild people should not be subjected to nuclear technology.

- A scenario like Chernobyl in Japan is impossible in principle!

The Communist dictatorship lies about the situation in Chernobyl!

Millions of slaves with the help of the KGB are driven to eliminate the accident with the help of machine guns!

Half of the Soviet Union has become a radioactive desert.

Japanese newspapers about the accident at the Chase to the heart of some smart, please miss out, let the children of the pepsi generation see.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44598
 17.03.2011
Son, seeing the poster of Valery Leontiev:
Look at the crazy hat!

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