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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110839
 17.03.2015
Commentary on the review of the quadrocopter for aerial video.
xxx: and if the battery is completely seated, will this thing fall?
yyy: no, she’ll hang on, and you’ll have to go home down the stairs to get her, or you’ll be knocking down with sticks

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110838
 17.03.2015
(from JJ, talk about the demands of emotions on the part of the lover):

No, what a shame it is. You just pretended whether to whiten the ceiling in the bedroom above your head and how much paint to buy, and it has some ridiculous throwing.

by malka_lorenz

and body movements, bgg

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110837
 17.03.2015
Self-confidence, love of oneself and so on. Grows banal paphos and overestimated self-esteem. I do not like such people, they cause irritation and disgust. Girls who are insecure and with low (but not too) self-esteem are offgenic!!! to
It is....
Just die here. Self-confidence and self-love nurture an adequate self-esteem. And for such animals, yes, the lower the self-esteem at the goal, the easier it is to use.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110836
 17.03.2015
A man came to me here. Then threatening began.
I will multiply you by zero.
I told him that I would divide it by zero.
He is dependent :D

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №110835
 17.03.2015
Test in Computer Science:
Which button to turn on the computer?
Yes Yes
– No

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110834
 17.03.2015
Old but pleased. How can you fight a country in which even in biathlon are played on tanks?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110833
 17.03.2015
xxx: Skype has updated, placed the Bing plug-in for Chrome without permission and considered its task done, so it no longer works.
The [...]
xxx: By the way, Chrome announced that the Bing plugin was installed without request and immediately removed it. The corporate competition, hey!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №110832
 17.03.2015
In the chat, two people disputed, and then the third issued:

You have some kind of dispute:
I tell you that milk is white.
No, his cow gives!
No, the white shit!
Who is the goat, fucking?! to
You Dalton, it is white!
Do you distinguish a cow from a goat?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110831
 17.03.2015
Great comments to photos on Facebook
Man 1 - Where are you?
2 I drink with you.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110830
 17.03.2015
Do you sort the rubbish?
Only by date.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №110829
 17.03.2015
We are strange people Russians, we want to live as in Europe, so that it is clean and cultural, and right away the "hassle of my dog does not bother anyone" or even the "chicken" that lies on the lawn fertilizes (!) ". In a rotten Europe and even a spiritless America for a long time all dog owners suddenly walk with a socket and clean up for their pet, and only in us this is seen as an attempt to freedom and causes wild anal rage.

Without respect the resident of the house with a year-round "mined" yard and playground.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110828
 17.03.2015
One of the first performances, the girl performs the song wonderfully: -I stand alone again, again smoking mom, again... well and on the text. Everyone liked it, whispered, who even asked if she was not singing professionally, well, we went.
At the end of the evening, my friend in good nourishment began to pursue her around the hall, we noticed it, but did not give importance, as everything was within the rules of normal behavior. But after a while, the girl turned to us herself with a request to humble him. The reason for the persecution, proclaimed by her, threw everyone into the horns!
Give him the word, honestly! Everyone follows me and asks: Waenga, bless me!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110827
 17.03.2015
I can add a quote :) from the news over the last 13 years:
and----
Come here :
— — —
>>> And I would love to wear a shirt in the heat.
A heterosexual man sweated on the road at a lecture.

Wear a kilt. It’s better to put a little bit of stuff together so that there are fewer questions.)
— — —
Japanese shorts of Hakama and Katanu. This is my young samurai :)
and----
Thirteen mechanicists in Sweden originally circumvented the ban on wearing shorts by wearing shirts to work in hot weather. Their employer was unable to prohibit them, as the prohibition on wearing those parts of clothing that are allowed to be worn by female workers would be considered discriminatory.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110826
 17.03.2015
[17.03, 11:38] ‪Succub‬: What is the hustle in the hotel in Norilsk? A bunch of cars, harsh men with machines... They say "The building is blocked, no one can!"
[17.03, 11:44] Constantine: Is there a form on the uncles? The Naughty? Model of weapons? Having a mask?
[17.03, 11:45] Jan: Standing a pig or a clone...
[17.03, 11:46] Jan: A cavalry in the avant-garde or flank.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110825
 17.03.2015
Rush on a ciggy...

(shaking over his head with an umbrella-trunk)... the youth went... the chugs call some uggams.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110824
 17.03.2015
But it is logical that in March should increase sales of stickers "Yahoo-ey from these roads"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110823
 17.03.2015
It was easier:
10 people in one working room. The name was hardly used. Only in respect)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110822
 17.03.2015
to this:
Femininity cannot be educated, it is a congenital (unfortunately) and very rare feature today.
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Femininity, masculinity... all this is never uncommon, just in order for it to manifest, it is necessary that the self-confidence, from which freedom grows, the sense of self-worth, from which the moral rod grows, and self-love, from which grows that equal ease of communication and treatment, which attracts people so much.
And in the frightened, carefully beaten by peers and elders (including a lie about how rare real innate femininity is, etc.) There are only nervous disorders. What a femininity and masculinity.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №110821
 17.03.2015
Yatsenyuk wants to hire Germans to oversee road repairs in Ukraine.
The commentary:
The Germans have a wealth of experience in organizing such works, and the workers are settled nearby, in small camps.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110820
 17.03.2015
Lex: The team leads quickly red when it blows.
That’s why we call him Senior Tomato.

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