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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №149803
 17.03.2018
(Theme on the "harm of ultrasound during pregnancy")
WOW: Where did I hear that WOW is harmful to women
Zzzz: Of course it is harmful! The floors are not washed, the meal is not ready, and all because of the wai fa!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149802
 17.03.2018
In Seoul, there is the Maphos Bridge, which has a bad reputation, in the people it is called the Bridge of Suicides. City authorities, together with psychologists, decided to turn the Bridge of Despair into the Bridge of Life. On the parapet placed inspiring pictures and life-affirming phrases: "I love you!", "The best ahead!" and (you just think in!“Have you eaten something?” followed by a long sequence of photographs of all sorts of Korean dishes and diners, which, judging by their faces, are at the highest point of enjoyment of taste. And signatures under the photo: “Apetitive, isn’t it?” and “Do you really want to deprive yourself of all this?” and imagine the number of people who want to break up with their lives on the Maphos Bridge has dropped by 77%! Now appetizing pictures are planned to be placed on other bridges across the river Hangan, although they are not like bad fame. For any case.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149801
 17.03.2018
as me

I look at the picture on the current page of my ex.
I: Again he gave his foolish flowers. Can I write her a comment "Stupid, he’ll leave you anyway!"?
Not a spoiler!! to

Only the author is stupid.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149800
 17.03.2018
Let’s put the discs in the debt! The voice of the people is the voice of God!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149799
 17.03.2018
You’ll joke, my dragon will bite your eggs!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It is :)
XXX: Yes no, normal, Sperm. This dog is called mine.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149798
 17.03.2018
- Yes, the Russians have historically developed so that weapons can be seen poorly, can be heard well, but too late.
- This great tradition is laid down in a quiet "tree" on Lake Chud.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149797
 17.03.2018
All these insults have nothing to do with true believers!
They would rather pray for the author of the "sow" or something like that, that the Lord might forgive and understand.
And they use the role of God on themselves - to judge, to punish. And in others they incite anger and enmity, engage in sin with pride, and yet cover themselves with the name of God!
Not to mention that without their crying, no one would have known about this frog. Is this foolishness or devil’s service?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149796
 17.03.2018
At a stop near Meduniver, two girls.
I am just a handjob.
But the muscles of the pelvic bottom are okay.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149795
 17.03.2018
Yes, that is, behind every splashing man with one-room and non-drinking, there is a row of "not bad".
and
I have two, a car and a good salary, I don’t drink at all. Where is my turn (whether or not bad - it doesn't matter, the main thing is to the female gender)??? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №149794
 17.03.2018
Other Western athletes who used doping because of “health problems,” such as asthma, were not disqualified. In this regard, the most striking is the American athlete, who officially takes testosterone (due to transgender) and continues to compete with women! Her name is Mac Beggs.
Don’t you think the world is a little crazy?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149793
 17.03.2018
Every two or three months Crowley chose a plant that grew too slowly, or managed to catch the gray rot, or started to dry, or just looked not too good compared to the neighbors, and showed it to everyone else.
Say goodbye to your friend, he told them. He broke...
Then he left the apartment with the convict under his head and returned after an hour and a half with a large empty flower pot, which he left somewhere in a prominent place.
And the plants in him were the most luxurious, blooming and beautiful. And the most frightening""

C is Pratchett. Good signs

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149792
 17.03.2018
A professor of mathematics was asked if he would vote. “According to the laws of the probability theory,” replied the professor, correcting the glasses, “there will be no such thing as one of my voices, so I will not vote.” “According to the laws of probability,” the professor replied, correcting his glasses, “not everyone will be so smart.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149791
 17.03.2018

>>>Who has such a level of professional demand that a nurse with three classes of education is an unbearable luxury?

Interestingly, he himself would allow to his child "a young man with three classes of education"?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149790
 17.03.2018
I don’t understand the logic of the Pharisees. Not so few works of art are used... em, say so, fanfics on biblical motives, which can be interpreted as heresy with the Pharisees consciousness. "mama!"Aronovsky is there, the serialists "Lucifer" and "Supernatural" - but all this quietly shines past. And then because of the sad movie about the ballerina, where the religious theme is not at all closely touched, or around a short story about the frog - so many diuretic mines explode at once.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149789
 17.03.2018
Neradence: I bought food today in the dining room and heard a very charming dialogue between a young woman and the chef.
Do you have anything dietary?
Q: I don’t know what your diet is.
Something like cottage in Kiev.
and pause.
Q: A roasted straw?
J : Yes.
Neradence: I still think.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149788
 17.03.2018
There are inadequates everywhere, but specifically in the army they are reluctantly dismissed or imprisoned.

A beautiful story. I don’t believe the word at all. You won’t find anything like this in the army anywhere. And such a number of inadequates among "chiefs".

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149787
 17.03.2018
ElectionsCandidatesCandidatesCandidates

At work, a letter was sent to everyone - on March 18, not only to come to the site, but also to report on it by phone. I’m sitting there, thinking: to bring these pirates a violation of the law 67-FZ, article 3, paragraph 3, or not to get involved in this homosexual orgia with horse rust?

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149786
 17.03.2018
As soon as MY taxes cease to allow for lifelong treatment of all kinds of "children with disabilities" who are doomed to be completely useless to society (including myself) throughout their lifetime, I will immediately go away!

I understand a person who seeks personal gain in this aspect. But how do you estimate the amount of benefit not yet brought by a person by the circumstances of his birth??? A healthy forehead can become (and becomes!) A pedestrian and a criminal, in comparison with whom a disabled wheelchair worker working as a teacher for schoolchildren is just an example of benefit to society! Most of those sitting in prisons, in palaces, are not disabled at all, right?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149785
 17.03.2018
Barrymore, what terrible whist is coming out of the swamp?
These are the wives and children of Russian officials and oligarchs fighting from the horror of returning to their homeland.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149784
 17.03.2018
The Night

>>> What are the ill people? Sleep in the dark!

I don’t know, no one lives under the bed.! to

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